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first words vs last words - wordgirl characters

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I kinda thought about this thing where like. Miss Power returns to earth and tries to redeem herself but she’s SO BAD at it. Like no mortal wants to deal with her and pretty much every villain deems her as too mean. Becky doesn’t even wanna look at her after what happened. So who helps her improve herself?

Sally.

Like Sally not taking her nonsense either. Sally being her no nonsense life coach who helps her become a better person and they slowly become friends. Like really good friends.

Like Miss Power carrying Sally to places and going to the movies with her and having dinners with both Tim and Sally and they all become really close. And Becky of course is upset at first but Miss Power proves herself by BUYING merch for her and apologizing to everyone she hurt.

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an au where invisi-bill doesn’t exist

HORRI-BILL

an au where invisi-bill can phase thru walls

intangi-bill

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Thank goodness for all the food-themed villains

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“It’s lonely up there on the wall…”

-The Royal Dandy

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best toast friends forever

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none bill with left guy

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her true™ origin story

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It’s hard to sit in the middle

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just imagine

rhyme realising that reason is more ‘fragile’ compared to her, she could accidentally break a finger or two in the blink of an eye

rhyme learning to control her powers and strength when she’s around reason

rhyme unintentionally causing him fatal injuries

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@wordgirlchronicles can you please stop posting so much great stuff?? i'm like reblogging your entire blog here

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wordgirl: why are you robbing a bank? ive only ever seen you steal cheese

two brains: its girl scout cookie season

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better oil those wheels……they sound kind of………..SQUEAKY

two brains when gas prices reach $4

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stop smothering your daughter, you wonderful father!!!

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short becky boxleitner au drabble

im multitasking and stuff so heres a short thing i did boop enjoy

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- chuck keeps trying to roll the windows down for fresh air but whoever’s driving keeps rolling them back up

- two brains and tobey grumble together about their mutual dislike of that terrible find-license-plates-from-all-the-states game that chuck and the butcher are playing

- the butcher points all the swivel air vents at him. everyone complains until they realize it does kinda keep the car from smelling like slowly rotting meat

- two brains consistently calls shotgun two seconds before they even decide they’re heading back to the car

- tobey gets slug bugged 18 times. mysteriously, no one else gets punched, probably because it’s two brains in the passenger seat.

- two brains drives for about 15 minutes before everybody realizes just how horrible mouse eyesight is

- tobey is arguing with two brains about who is more qualified to fix the engine when it breaks down so granny may tells them to scram and fixes it herself

- nobody has money for hotels and they can’t figure out how to steal a hotel room. they sleep in the car.

- granny may puts on some of her perfume. suddenly the car stops. everyone bursts out of the car like its full of toxic gas. chuck is happy because he gets his fresh air.

i want the original villains to go on a road trip

- all the adults fall asleep within an hour of starting the drive so tobey drives a lot of the way

- butcher questions the safety of letting a ten year old drive but tobey argues that he can pilot giant robots just fine so he can figure out a car

- granny may almost drives them off the side of the side of a mountain several times

- two brains is banned from the aux cord because everything he plays is at a frequency that only he can hear 

- chuck gets carsick before the engine even starts

- they consider robbing a gas station but its 4 am and everyone is too tired to make an effort

- butcher tries to take a nap to pass the time, but everyone keeps waking him up to ask for snacks

- granny wants to stop at each and every minor attraction they happen to drive past

- eventually they realize nobody actually told tobey’s mom he was going on a road trip. a search party is being organized as we speak.

- theres an hour long screaming match about whose idea it was to stick the two biggest people in the back seat when it would be smarter to put either chuck or the butcher in the passenger seat

- they drive for like a week before they realize nobody even remembers where theyre supposed to be going

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i just had a revelation