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i am FINE i am a PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED HUMAN BEING
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some sibling pairs from my Splatoon au!
the yellow pair is miya and her sister, the purple boys are Ollie and his older brother Nick, bottom left is Aiden (center) with his siblings Kylie and Jared (don't ask me who the blue girl is I've retconned her at this point), and bottom right is venus with her older twin brothers Orion and Jason, and her younger sister Isabel.
#splatoon#inkling#Octoling#venus mwsplatoon#aiden mwsplatoon#miya mwsplatoon#man this has been sitting in my drafts FOREVER#but I'm gonna be posting a bunch of phone drawings soon
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👟💥 SQUIDKICKS!! 💥👟 im obsessed about this costume and decided to OC-ify them lol
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I was gonna do the med bottle collection til I saw the peep plushie,,, beloved
I'm gonna include stuff from my room at home cause I don't have very many things with me at uni
@linguiniface @balsamic-crisps @transceiver-cat @pinky-lemon @totally-human4 @gummy-axolotl go wild my friends + moots
starting a new chain cause the old one was too long! tagged by @ethereal-bumble-bee <3
tagging @yourinfernaimajesty @annahanover @sweet-thangman @paranoid-radio @andieluvsduckie and @spectrophobiia but the more the merrier!!
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scrolling the bpd tag on this site is depressing i wish i could bluetooth yall free therapy
#actually i'm not done yet sit back down#DON'T PSYCHOANALYZE ME THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL#thanking my lucky stars my executive dysfunction and my anxiety and my common sense override my impulsivity because without that I would've#OD weeks ago. like you have noooo idea how tempting it is. I want to self harm so bad it would feel so good i want to take a knife -#and stab stab stab myself repeatedly even just imagining it makes me feel better. it drives away the thoughts. I envy my vampire the -#masquerade character with conviction. She's me. the apathy the struggle all of it. why can't i just give up#in a freeing way. like letting go of a burden. if I didn't have to worry about all the stuff that my adhd causes I'd be so much happier#I'd be like. a good person or something.#why am i soliloquizing to the tags#look at me. i will have worth when i get my adderall in two weeks. when i can function. I'm so fucking useless it drives me crazy#but yeah failing my first semester of college is a great way to kickstart my adulthood with a hollow bang#i have a hole inside of me. and it hurts. and it's threatening to consume everything. but i have to be apathetic towards my apathy#why can't i be this articulate in counseling#i need to go to bed. it's bedtime. sleeping will fix me#goodnight#beanie babbles
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scrolling the bpd tag on this site is depressing i wish i could bluetooth yall free therapy
#i totally get it but like. dang#why not post about the fun crap like the godlike euphoria you occasionally feel#or disassociating so bad while consuming media that you forget who you are and enjoy how it makes you feel -#- vicariously before being reminded of the crushing reality that you have a black hole inside of you instead of emotions#girl i don't think my antidepressants are working#beanie babbles
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#sooooo me fr bestie#love it when you go in for an adhd diagnosis and the guy tells you you actually have a personality disorder#was kind of scary but gosh it explains so much#so. bpd huh#beanie babbles
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it's your fault my ex girlfriend is dyeing her hair purple after breaking up with her because I dye my hair pink and I suggested it after seeing your pink/purple yuri posts
HELP ME
#wheeze wait why didn't i reblog this#bbg im so sorry#it's fine we're chill now we watched hunter the parenting together tonight#WHICH YOU SHOULD WATCH BTW IT'S VERY GOOD#anyway teehee#beanie babbles
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I drew the bestest boyyyyy
#this is my boyfriend he drew this on my art tablet everyone please admire his skill#rb#superman#explode and die or something#he is adorable and deserves your love#ps if i did not make it clear enough i am not dating superman#my bf is just a normal twinkish guy from earth#however he still looks good in glasses
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girls will say "I need to disappear for 10 years" when they actually need to socialize
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FALSEHOODS!! MARCH 13 is MARIE SPLATOON DAY MAR 14 IS PI DAY. March 8th is also women's day I have been thinking about this also
March 9th is Miku day. March 10th is Mario day. March 13 is Pi day. March 15th is Caesar day. March 17th is St. Patrick's Day.
#so many days......#march is truly a blessing to us all#also shoutout to mar 15 to being my birthday!!!!!#i'm old now i love being born on the ides of march it's like the best holiday-#to be born on ever#plus the numbers are just good#3.15#mmmm#rb#beanie babbles
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look at my biology headcanons boy
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what a silly little fella. refuses to die. i respect that.
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it's your fault my ex girlfriend is dyeing her hair purple after breaking up with her because I dye my hair pink and I suggested it after seeing your pink/purple yuri posts
HELP ME
#Continuing the cycle#Toxic Yuri#We're still on really good terms but STILL#Insane#Awaiting my anime girl transformation(is a white American)#Babe if you see this now you know#The Brazilians are to blame
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Hmmmmm I'm going to pay homage to 15 year old me. Be prepared.
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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