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studying that small yellow thing recently

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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studying that small yellow thing recently

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go get your embarrassing napoleon nerd razumikhin

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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reaches my hand out to you. let's post on the clock together

grins evilly. Let’s!

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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It's like Dostoevsky said your worst problem is you fucked up

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

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Bittersweet cranberry flavoured euphoria

collab with a friend hiu_bucin