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squidwardonland-blog
Oh, my aching tentacles
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Well, as long as it gets me away from Spongebob... [independent Squidward RP/ask blog] [(theme is Virtuous by sleeplessthemes)] (everybody RPing with me, please tag your posts squidwardonland so I don't get lost. thank you!)
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squidwardonland-blog · 13 years ago
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does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap
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MASTER POST OF ALL DRABBLES!! || Always Accepting! || Feel Free To Reblog And Add More!
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache
Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together
Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake
Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours
Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave
Spectre: My character will be visited by your character's ghost or vice versa
Bleed: My character will injure your character
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn't.
O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours.
O Juliet: I will write about my character's feelings for yours.
O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours.
O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours.
O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours.
O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify.
O Oberon: I'll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did.
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up.
Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Quite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!)
Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.
Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.
Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.)
Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying.
Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify.
Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.
Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank).
Sky: Our characters are stargazing.
Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.)
Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.
I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple
Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene.
« : memory from the past with your character
» : a future event my character would like to happen with them + yours [a daydream]
¿ : something my character would like to forget [specify in general or about yours]
☼ : A memory my character has with yours that they’ll never forget
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Height:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your personality:
What I hate most about myself:
What I love most about myself:
What I want to be when I get older:
My relationship with my sibling(s):
My relationship with my parents:
My idea of a perfect date:
My biggest pet peeves:
A description of the girl/boy I like:
A description of the person I dislike the most:
A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
What I hate the most about school:
What my last text message says:
What words upset me the most:
What words make me the best about myself:
A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11:
What I find attractive in girls.
Where I would like to live.
One of my insecurities.
My childhood career choice.
My favorite ice cream.
Who I wish I could be.
Where I want to be right now.
The last thing I ate.
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
A random fact about anything.
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Checklist for character development.
Created by myself, compiled from questions gleaned from several sources, and some of my own additions.
It should be noted, that not every character will check every one of these things off. It is not REQUIRED to have all this information, but this checklist is, rather, a guideline for helping you think of your character as an entire, three dimentional being with thoughts, feelings, possessions, contradictions and background.
A character is 20% revealed to the reader, 80% writer/author/Mun knowledge. What the Reader sees is just the tip of the iceburg, but without the other 80% the character can’t help but come off feeling shallow. There’s nothing beneath the surface -  KNOWING as much bout your character as possible, instrinsicly, in detail, intimately, can do nothing but help build believability and dimension to your character.
Use only the things on this list that you feel are important, but I would like to remind you that the reader learns a lot about a character NOT through exposition (that’s kind of a cheat, and always feels , to me, like a rather clunky way of conveying knowlege), but through their actions, quirks, thoughts, and even through the things they own and carry with them. What kind of food they eat and how they eat it. What they wear. What they carry in their wallets.  I encourage you, as writers, to consider these things when creating a character, and encourage you MORE to leave the exposition out and tell us about your character through these other means!
If nothing else, this will give you a LOT to work with when writing with your character. Maybe it’ll spur you to write about the character’s parents. Or the relationship between them and their family. Maybe you’ll find yourself inspired to write something about how they lost everything in a fire  - and the importance each remembered lost item held.
There is certainly no rule that says you HAVE to do it this way, but invariably, the most memorable characters are the ones that we as readers can relate with. It’s hard to relate with just words - but people - with beliefs and dreams and fears -  that’s something we can get behind.
I certainly hope you find this useful, and since so many have been inclined to reblog and like this, I shall endeavor to add more character creation and writing tips, lists and excercises up on this blog!
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squidwardonland-blog · 13 years ago
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((wow I am so sorry for really not doing anything with this blog for weeks now
I've been feeling a bit down lately because it's college application time and I can't stop looking back on my high school years and how lazy I've been with work and how no college will probably take me because of it
so I guess I was going through a mini-depression. I was still active on my personal but that doesn't really require thoughtful responses, so
yeah I'm trying to get motivated to RP again, I'm really sorry))
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So take some responsibilty for your family and tell him not to buy them anymore.
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Does he not care about the effect sugar has on her?
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Starwa: I don’t buy them. Her boyfriend buy them for her. *sighs*
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*looks carefully then notices* "Oh, I see. Sorry to hear you're stuck as patrick for a bit." :/
So am I.
Sommi.
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ooc: This is actually true for me as well, but I gave the clarinet up because there was so much spit I couldn't stand it.
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“When I was little, the reason I wanted to play the clarinet was because of Squidward. No regrets.”
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Well, if dragons aren't your thing, then what do you do for fun?
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It's Squidward. You'd know that if you paid attention to the mailbox you walked right past.
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What's the deal with you?
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“Huh? Oh, sorry.” She let out a sort of awkward laughter, her smile soon dissipating. “What’s— Uh, what’s your name?”
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"Hello Squidward. How are you?" :)
I've forgotten the order of the alphabet in the span of seven minutes.
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I suggest you refrain from purchasing sugary substances in the first place.
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It's a lot easier to avoid temptation if you plan for it.
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Starwa: Yes…That and it calms my twin sister down. Let just say she can act like a bull in a china shop at times when she drinks too much soda or has too much candy. o_o;;;
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squidwardonland-blog · 13 years ago
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You don't say.
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If I may ask, why did you think the ocean would be a good place to search? I can tell you right now, you'd be lucky to find anyone halfway decent. 
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“Perhaps but once in a while, I need to get away from my sisters. We are just looking for those inspired by the arts and sciences.”
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