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Inbox is empty by the way!!

[squipperooni]

inbox is empty by the way

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OOC: Bwuh I’m sorry guys I do not have the wavelength to participate in stuff rn.

Got a lot of outside commitments to handle at the minute

[squipperooni]

Rooni you remember squippy being in the deactivation zone is only temporary right?

It feels like you're getting too comfortable with her being here like she's going to be a permanent resident

[Oғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ I’ᴍ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ]

[Dᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ]

[squipperooni]

Glad that squippy is back to normal but do you miss the small squip?

[Oʜ ᴀɴᴏɴ, ɪᴛ’s ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ! Aɴᴅ Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘʏ ɪs sᴛɪʟʟ Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘʏ, ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ sʜᴇ’s sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ]

[ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʀɪᴇғ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴏɴᴅɴᴇss]

[squipperooni]

BOINK

>:3

His form glitches and briefly dissipates where you hit him

[ACK! Hᴀᴠɪɴɢ ғᴜɴ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?]

[squipperooni]

Okay but divorce dads is generally funny

[…I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ɪɴ ɪᴛ]

[I ��ᴜsᴛ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ]

[squipperooni]

Hey are you okay? I don’t really know what happened but if you wanna talk about it I would listen

-MDR

[Iᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴇs. ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ]

[Tʜᴇʀᴇs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴏᴍᴇ Aɴᴏɴ Mᴀɢɪᴄ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇs ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ɪs ᴀʟʟ]

[Nᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ I ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ. Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏғғᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ! I’ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ]

[squipperooni]

*poke*

-MDR

[Aʜ, ʜᴇʟʟᴏ Rᴇᴅ. Hᴏᴡ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴇɴ?]

[squipperooni]

Dad dad dad please oh please tell me I didn't think you and observer for divorce when I was a dumb child

- @a-squip-named-squippy

[…Yᴇᴀʜ ɪᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘʏ]

[Yᴏᴜ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴅɪᴅ]

[I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴅᴀᴅ sᴏ]

[squipperooni]

squippy called observer her second dad and is denying it

[sᴏᴜɴᴅs ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ]

[squipperooni]

Your daughter is back to normal but she does not remember a damn thing

And funny enough the after effects just look and feel like she had a hangover

[Sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsɪᴅᴜᴀʟ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴀᴄʜᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴏɴ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴘʟᴇᴀsᴀɴᴛ]

[squipperooni]

So squippy called Observer second dad

I think that's because she was like very tired and also how you two both treated her like she was your guys's daughter would probably give her the idea that you're main dad and observer is second dad

[I ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅɪsʜ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ sʜᴇ’ᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴ…]

[Wᴇ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛs ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴄᴇ sʜᴇ’s ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ]

[squipperooni]

[So ahh... about making Squippy think I was her father... sorry.]

[...]

[Erm, I don't really know how to do apologies, so that's the best you'll get until I can nail it down.]

[However I demand to be the official Second Dad, you just get to be the main one Squippy hangs with.]

[-Observer, @mostly-functional-squip ]

[…I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘʏ’s ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs, sᴏ ɪғ sʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ‘sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴅ’ sᴏ ʙᴇ ɪᴛ]

[squipperooni]

How are you feeling about kid squippy?

[I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I’ᴠᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ]

[squipperooni]

He gives her hand a little once over, not noticing any damage

[Nᴏ ɴᴏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ, ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘɪɴᴄʜ ᴏɴ ɪᴛs ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ. Nᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ]

[Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ! Yᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ]

[Aʜ! I sᴇᴇ RABBIT ʜᴀs ᴘᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴠɪsɪᴛ!]

[Aɴᴅ I sᴇᴇ Mʀ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ]

[I'ᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴs sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴛᴏᴏ]

[RABBIT ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. Hᴇ ʜᴜʀᴛ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʙᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ]

[Iғ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ sɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴄᴀʀʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ sᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ!]

@squipperooni

Please get rid of the monster dad....it really scared me....

[squipperooni]

He places a gentle hand on her shoulder

[ᴀʜ! Oʜ ᴅᴇᴀʀ. Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ? Cᴀɴ I sᴇᴇ?]

[Aʜ! I sᴇᴇ RABBIT ʜᴀs ᴘᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴠɪsɪᴛ!]

[Aɴᴅ I sᴇᴇ Mʀ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ]

[I'ᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴs sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴛᴏᴏ]

[RABBIT ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. Hᴇ ʜᴜʀᴛ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʙᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ]

[Iғ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ sɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴄᴀʀʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ sᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ!]

@squipperooni

Please get rid of the monster dad....it really scared me....