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Hannibal ate Mischa, right? And it's a big reason that he becomes a deliberate cannibal. Because in Hannibals mind, there are two options. The first option says that people don't eat people, but he ate Mischa. So if Hannibal accepts that people don't eat people, then Mischa must've not been a person. The second choice is that people do eat people, because if people do eat people, then Mischa was still a person despite the fact that he ate her. So Hannibal went with the second option and accepted that people do in fact eat people, so that he could see Mischa as human. And if it's simply a fact of life that people do eat people, there must be nothing wrong in his mind with him eating people.

All of it comes down to the fact that Hannibal is desperately trying to hold onto the fact that Mischa was a person, and eating her did matter. But that means that Hannibal is also fighting to see himself as a person, despite having eaten her. If people do eat people, then he is a person too.

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Will has a lot of thoughts about Hannibal

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I will never get over how similar House and Hannibal are to each other, I could draw parallels between the two men forever. Both men struggle immensely when it comes to accepting the fact that they are capable of feeling pain, and they both have the tendency to lash out when they feel hurt in an effort to make sure they are the least hurt person in the situation. When Hannibal stabs Will in his kitchen, when House drives into Cuddys house, along with an endless amount of other examples I could give. Accepting their own mortality and weaknesses feels unbearable to them.

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Penelope: i am a hamster owner now and i will love that hamster until the very end of time. 

Spencer: hamsters don’t live long. they generally have a lifespan of one-and-a-half to three years. 

Penelope: thank you, satan. 

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Morgan: Why are your tongues purple?

Prentiss: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

JJ: I had a red one.

Morgan: oh.

Morgan:

Morgan: OH.

Reid:

Reid: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Rossi: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Prentiss: How?

Rossi: I need someone to take the fall.

Prentiss: What did you do?

Rossi: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Hotch, from the other room: Oh my god.

Rossi: ...

Hotch: OH MY GOD!

Prentiss: Make it a hundred.

Rossi: Deal.

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Emily: you seem…

*Reid six cups of coffee in, running back and forth between open books sprawled around the room, eyes wide, dark circles for days, reminds you of a feral raccoon* 

Emily: … dangerous. 

Reid: I THINK THE UNSUB MIGHT BE A WOMAN-

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Hotch: why did i get a report saying agent Garcia gently assaulted other agents? 

Garcia: they’re called hugs. 

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*floorboard creaks*

EMILY: 46 year old white male, drives a silver Hyundai, allergic to walnuts, has struggled with an intense Oedipal complex which was the cause of multiple failed marriages and estrangement from his three children.

SERGIO: *enters the room and meows.*

EMILY: Close enough.

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Cannes throwback ✨✨✨

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I love my men nerdy as fuck

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Hotch: Why is there a life-sized cardboard cutout of me at my desk?

Garcia: …You were gone and we missed your presence.

Emily: Also, it scares people off when we mess up.

Reid: Statistically, it has decreased workplace incidents by 17%.

Hotch: …I don’t know whether to be flattered or concerned.

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By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen, hoist the colours.

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was looking for hannibal-related stuff and i found the best doormat fdshkfjdsh

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I want Geralt and Jaskier to kiss. Like I don't even want them to get together I just want them to kiss. I want Jaskier to save Geralts life or something and Geralt just kisses him right smack on the mouth and it's a big healing moment for Jaskier and then it's never brought up again but their relationships dramatically improves.