Shiny; 27; Korean; Ace; Pisces sun/Leo moon might as well pack our bags and go to the nunnery BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT FOR US HERE
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you can only reblog this once every four years
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Julius Caesar watching people make jokes about him being brutally assassinated every March:
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#praying 1st march goes smoothly next year as I schedule this#hopefully this will be an ironic comedy rather than dark#b99#march#gpoy
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Happy Valentine’s! <3
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Tip: This Valentine’s Day, don’t be romantic. Be Romantic! Recite Lord Byron on the edge of a barren cliff! Feel the gusts of the thunderstorm blow through your hair as you sob! Become a reclusive poet who trusts no one and is only seen at 2 am, wandering half-dressed through the streets and muttering in Old High German! Drown your lonely heart in laudanum and die at age 34 of tuberculosis, martyrdom in a small and ill-fated revolution, or wasting away from a disease that makes you look wan but poetic! Forget “forever alone”: You’ll always have your haunting past, your wasted ambitions, and the melancholy of a life unlived to keep you company!
#cry over wasted dreams and broken promises as everyone around you inevitably disappoints you and betrays you#gpoy#valentine's day#shitpost#check that one off for 2022
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baby can i b ur profen
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Candle Salad from 1959
#IF I DON'T REBLOG THIS WVERY VALENTINES ASSUME IM DEAD#tik tok#video#valentine's day#laugh rule#candle salad#dylan b hollis
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:・゚✧
#and the new pay their respects to those who came before#hold#gifset#I'm alive and busy with dog and living alone and hustling#I watched the incest series yay#It was slow but it took the time to set things up#shrek#shitpost
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May this year treat you better than the last !
#fireworks are so cool o hope my future dog doesn't freak out over them#or storms#fireworks#gifset#happy new year
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Happy New Year!
#happy new year#fireworks#gif#gifset#if I don't have this queued for next year assume I didn't make it to new year#stop drinking so much future youi it's killing your gut bacterium
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#completely forgot what I queue'd for ny#shitpost#legolas#sLUTS#happy new year#my holiday drinking habits are destroying my gut send help girl
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Happy New Year!
#eVERY GOTDAM YEAR I GOTTA RE SCHEDULE THIS CAN'T I JUST HAVE IT SET FOR 1ST JAN ALL ETERNITY PLS#gif#happy new year#fireworks#hope you FINALLY have your dog like damn I'm 16th in line#2023 pls return what's left of my 20s to me I'm low key dying
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/
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Merry Christmeows!
#cats#cute#art#gif#Christmas#idk if I'm at peace or if i just literally have zero fucks left to give#like if God wants to put me through this bullshit I suppose I don't have any choice in the matter#might as well chase a healthy level of hedonism in between the bullshit#encourage good faith and love in people I still care about#do good be well I guess#merry Christmas 2022 me#I hope you have your dog by then#I hope he brings you so much joy and love
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#DEC 24#ASSUME I AM DEAD IF THIS DOES NOT SHOW UP#Christmas#for at least a year#ace attorney#almost christmas
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christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines
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