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“The daughter of Shan Yu, Zìháo Yu, had grown incredibly different from her friends and comrades. Instead of growing up rotten and shown to hate the world as other villains did, Zìháo was taught to be patient and skilled. Never to get angry or fight without honor. Her father was unlike any other villain, who mistreated their children and used them as dogs. He truly loved his daughter, treating her with respect worthy of a queen, and she did the same back, treating anyone, even little maggots, with love and care. But do not let that fool you, she is not some damsel who needs saving. Oh no, she has been taught by a great man in self-defense and combat. She is one of the most skilled warriors the Isle has ever seen.

In fact, she was so…kind, that not a lot of the people in the Isle considered her worthy of living there.

“Why don’t you join the royals, Princess?” They’d yell as she walked by. As if she considered being a ‘Princess’ an insult instead of flattery. But then again, they’d all immediately shut up when the screeching of her pet falcon, Chanel, would reach their ears as it perched itself on her arms.

The only ones who truly accepted her and added her to a group were the most feared kids in the Isle. The daughters of Maleficent and the Evil Queen, and the sons of Jafar and Cruella de Vil. At first, they were cautious of her, all of them having a thing against ‘Princess behavior’. Except for Carlos, son of Cruela de Vil, who decided to befriend her as a prank, but ended up enjoying her company and being her friend for real. She later then joined the gang, and her father grew in position as result as well.”

Zìháo Yu, daughter of Shan Yu

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my fucked up kids <3

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. Rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Terry Crews (my father in this dream) was trying to organise a trip to Alton Towers but kept putting in the name of different theme parks. Also Wednesday Addams was there trying to buy a country house.

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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

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Cinderella and Aurora's princes turned out to be kind of deadbeat boyfriends so they started to fall in love with each other and ended up kissing in a pool.

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Hey, quick question, is it possible to die of schizophrenia?

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WEAK! Why are you pushing your whole face into her hand bro?

This is how you do it! The eye contact, the soft intertwining of hands, the way his lips caress her knuckles. Kiss Uma's hand like the queen she is

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Terry Crews broke into my house and said “Terry likes violence” in a sinister tone, and started wrecking all my stuff and drinking Coca-Cola bottles like rage power-ups. I tried to subdue him with a diet coke but he yelled, “Terry doesn’t drink that crap!”

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“What did you draw?”

“A dog. And he’s bored. What did you draw?”

“A stick.”

“A stick?”

“A stick from the park where you PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!!!”

I’ve been re-watching Arthur for the last few weeks and I just love how much of an absolute menace DW is

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“the seven weren't really friends, they were more like colleagues” have you ever considered shutting the fuck up