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hello. where can i find more of your fanfiction?

hello! all of my fanfic is currently here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cyanidevenom. so far the only thing there is killing hour, but i have some ideas swimming around in my skull and i'm always open to requests!

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Hii do you still like yugotalia? I come back every year to read that vuk post again tbh

i'm still very much interested in yugotalia!! the problem is that i am experiencing la depression and it's kind of difficult to produce content. but if you guys want anything please send in requests! i'm glad there's still people out there enjoying my stuff

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Bulgaria/Romania (Hetalia) Characters: Bulgaria (Hetalia), Romania (Hetalia), Hungary (Hetalia), Czech Republic (Hetalia), Moldova (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, NOT COMPLETE SORRY i just haven’t quite figured out how to use ao3, Body Horror, Mild Gore, Implied/Referenced Suicide Summary:

The problem with Valentin was that he’d been a compulsive liar in high school, which meant that people rarely believed what he had to say. And why should they? He had a reputation for being flaky and his high school superlative had been “most likely to get arrested.“ So when Valentin shows up on his doorstep five years later and says that he’s been turned into a vampire, Stefan’s not terribly impressed.

(Or: the obligatory RoBul vampire fic. Featuring vampire politics, high school friends you’d rather forget, and a healthy dose of pining.)

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so who wants to guess my #2 hetalia ship

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Arthur Kirkland ca. 1760 (portrait photo manip)

original by Thomas Gainsborough under the cut

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The little things

Sometimes, it's the little things that really sell a character. Tiny moments of humanity can shine through the pages or the screen to remind you that reality can be found in the most fantastical of places.

With that in mind, here's an ask game to drill down into those small, subtle characterizations! Send some emojis and a character name/names!

☺️ - what's their smile like?

😳 - how do they act when they're nervous?

🤫 - if confronted by a dangerous situation where quiet was important, would they be able to keep silent?

🤯 - what's a fact or bit of knowledge they don't know but which would absolutely blow their minds if they found out?

💞 - what (if any) is their preferred way to receive affection?

😬 - do they have a tell when lying/bluffing?

🚶 - what's their posture like, and why? What does it say about them?

😱 - what does fear look like on them, and is there anyone who can tell before everyone else when it's setting in?

🤩 - what's something they're absolutely amazed by?

🤪 - do they have any squicks?

😷 - what are they like when they're sick? (needy, self-isolating, try to power through, etc)

🤲 - how do they feel about touch?

👀 - how do they make eye contact? Do they use it as a gesture of power or subservience? Does giving it or witholding it mean something to them, or to the people around them?

🙈 - how would they handle having one or more senses taken away?

😴 - what's the longest they've gone without sleep? Is skipping sleep a normal occurrence for them?

😤 - what's something that will always, without fail, make them angry?

📣 - how do they go about getting someone's attention?

👣 - what do their footsteps sound like? Could anyone recognize them from that sound alone?

✨ - tell a random fact about them!

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my yugo faceclaims are like

croatia: model

serbia: pornstar

bosnia: shaggy from scooby-doo

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it will never NOT be funny to me that the Romanian clan in twilight has two members: Stefan and Vladimir

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fav hetalia girls

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a little wip  /  rough sketch for a Thing    (  re :    prominent alliances  /  relations for bulgaria throughout history  )    that i’ve been working on  !

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‘Serbia being a dipshit 2 Austria’ requested by @weimarauder really long ago but I finally got around to drawing The Idiots

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medieval england and france

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Send me a Ship and a Number and I will Write a Kiss

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because they’re running out of time.

…because time’s run out.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

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The boys

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Credit for the idea goes to @incorrectbalkantaliaquotes

I tried okay :,))

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Remember when I posted that Denmark video and you all said you’d play it if it was a real game? Now you’ve got the chance.

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Spellbound is a visual novel Hetalia fan game centered around the Nordic countries, and is a collab with Mathias of @spellbound-dev. We plan on taking this to full completion. Please support us until then!

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okay i'm not really into prucan anymore but like. the sheer comedic value of it. america has a big fat hero-worship crush on this strict german dude who is whipping him into shape. then 250 years later he runs into him except now gil's dating his brother, has a million dogs and plays call of duty while chugging beer. can you imagine.