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9/17/2023

Staff is still terrible... but at least they're better than whatever the fuck is going on over at Twitter.

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HONK HONK

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March 2, 2019

@staff would probably  beg Jeff Bezos to let them call him “Daddy” the first opportunity that they got

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When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

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February 14, 2019

This year, I'd like to ask @staff to be my Valentine.

My Bloody Valentine, that is.

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February 11, 2019

In a lot of ways, Bethesda and @staff are alike.

They both publish unfinished products, they keep up with memes to try and distract us from the glaring issues of their products, and they have more bugs than an entomologist convention.

At least Bethesda doesn't ban mods that let you see Ysolda topless.

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February 10, 2019

You know, I like today's weather the way I like @staff

Today's weather can go fuck itself.

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February 9, 2019

@staff is the type to go down to a Mardi Gras parade and demand that all the people there stop flashing the floats for beads, stop drinking, and generally stop debauching.

Like fuck off bro

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January 31, 2019

@staff : So we’re thinking about changing some issues with our site.

Users: You’re finally going to get rid of the pedophiles? The porn bots? THE WHITE SUPREMACY?!

Staff: Nah, we’re just going to make it a darker blue so it strains the eyes more and makes it so the contrast between the site and the icons is that much more prominient

Users: You’re literally using sensory input to drive us away in droves.

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January 30, 2019

Users: Hey could you fix some of the glaring issues that are going on with your site? The white supremacists, pedophiles, porn bots, you know?

@staff : Let me play you the song of my people

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January 24, 2019

I want to help @staff become the first person on Mars

and yes, don’t worry Mars totally has a breathable atmosphere so we won’t be sending you with a space suit

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January 23, 2019

@staff is the kind of person to ultimately buy out an entire movie theatre to stop people from seeing a film because they don’t like it

basically, everything that they do is ineffectual and just makes people angry

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January 22, 2019

Me @staff every time I see them trying to get close to their fanbase by posting the new, hot meme

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1/21/19

Me whenever @staff makes a post

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January 20, 2019

@staff is pretty fuckin high on my shitlist. Not at the top, but pretty fuckin high.

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January 20, 2019

Hey. Hey. @staff 

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January 18, 2019

Users: “ @staff, you’ve driven away all of the good artists because you don’t want nsfw material on your site!”

Staff: “I have cleansed this website of all of its filth. Tumblr is truly a safe space once again.”

Users: “You fucked up a perfectly good community is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety. Also you didn’t stop the pornbots and the nazis still exist.”