staffs-secret-blog
staffs-secret-blog
Before you ask, I'm not staff...
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This isn't official or associated with tumblr, fuckers • Don't tell anyone • Send in your problems with Tumblr so I can laugh at you
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staffs-secret-blog · 20 hours ago
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they got my blog four times without cause FOUR TIMES
(all in about two weeks)
Have you tried posting good?
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staffs-secret-blog · 20 hours ago
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i drew fanart of you do you like it 😛
Out of every ask this is the most hurtful one I've ever received
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staffs-secret-blog · 26 days ago
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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SCOTLAND FOREVER
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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Do you know what's happening with the funky dancing plague doctor post? I am genuinely incredibly perplexed
Deleted it myself to inconvenience you
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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she staffs- on my secret till i -blog
She secret on my staff till I blog
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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You're only ever 1 UI change from making it big, change that UI, fuck up everyone's rhythm
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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Do you reckon if someone contacted youtube they'd send a cease and desist to tumblr over the tumblr reels logo
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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You're only ever 1 UI change from making it big, change that UI, fuck up everyone's rhythm
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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Sorry I was just trying to help... Jeez.. sorry..
FUCKING HELL ALL I DID WAS LIKE A POST AND TUMBLR FUCKING REFRESHED EVERYTHING. WHY. I HATE THIS APP.
@staff @staffs-secret-blog fuck you
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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Would you consider jacking off to be a sport? I mean there's quite a bit of endurance needed especially when you first start, gotta practice yk?
I just want everyone to see this ask its very special to me
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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago
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why do i not see traditional like art of people jacking off over things honestly. i think the world needs a michelangelo of a group of guys playing soggy biscuit, like the last supper style
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staffs-secret-blog · 2 months ago
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Do you reckon we could get the new pope to do a Q&A on tumblr?
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staffs-secret-blog · 2 months ago
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I love repo I love dying before getting past level 2
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staffs-secret-blog · 2 months ago
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i can say gay sex all i want!! gay sex gay sex gay sex!! I was just being silly but can say it! GAY SEX!!! I LOVE GAY SEX!!!!!
I love gay sex too!!!! Gay sex for life!!!!
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staffs-secret-blog · 3 months ago
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Oh how soon we forget
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tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"
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staffs-secret-blog · 3 months ago
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I swear guys this next update will be the one. Just wait for the next one it'll bring everyone to tumblr and make us billions just wait.
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