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Is not being able to use the search function on certain blogs a glitch or a feature because like. At this point it's been around for so long it must be intentional

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MAIA ARSON CRIMEW???

meow?

-my cat asking for more food after I already fed him twice in an hour

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i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

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2 days.

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

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you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

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Is not being able to use the search function on certain blogs a glitch or a feature because like. At this point it's been around for so long it must be intentional

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any plans to DDoS twitter?

Who do you think is sending all those bots elon is talking about?

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I don't think I've ever seen a cop on tumblr. Environmental storytelling

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meow?

-my cat asking for more food after I already fed him twice in an hour

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Can we get a ‘welcome to Tumblr’? 🙃🙃

Welcome. Only the strong will survive. Be prepared.

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Yeah so uh. We're only letting you see replies from actually funny people right now, which is not going so well

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At this point im convinced that someone on staff is blackmailing elon musk to make twitter as bad as possible so everyone moves to tumblr

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Replies are down I'm like 62% sure

HEY NO ONE USE REPLIES YOU GOTTA REBLOG AND SAY STUFF IN THE TAGS

tumblr's glitched the fuck right now and replies are STRAIGHT UP INVISIBLE

See i have five replies here and it's only showing what I've said

@support @staff hello????

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First thought on the tears of the kingdom gameplay is how the speedrunners are gonna have a field day with all of this

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Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!

ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works

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What does the t stand for on the app icon

Twitter, its an advertisement for twitter