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Guys you aren't meant to be happy about this :(

"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now

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You hate this because you know I'm right

@staff @wip @staffs-secret-blog @changes

If tumblr really wanted money they'd monetise the block button

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"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now

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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

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Hi Clark

That url is NOT factual

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I think today's a good day to add unskippable adds to tumblr with everyone distracted by the eclipse

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible. FEEL FREE TO ADD [you know which specific fandom] GIFS TO THIS POST. 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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I had a dream last night that since the boops were so successful, staff created a game called “Reverse Boop Tag” where a specific blog was “it” (marked by some symbol next to their name) and you had to find their blog and give them at least 500 boops to get the “Boop Hunter” badge.

Everyone descended on some poor user and blew up their notifs. Then the “it” blog would change every 12 hours for a few days. It was a lot of fun.

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Betting everyone's notifications page looked like this

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Honestly I already miss seeing all the boops in my notification page

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I am all powerful

What is this??

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Damn, it never gets any easier. They booped him, god damn they booped him. These guys need brought to justice.

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jumpscare

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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I'm getting there

What is this??

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It is time to max out the given

What is this??

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THE CURSE IS BROKEN

tumblr every april fools