" my head is s p i n n i n g in a dark room ; you caught me staring at the ceiling !! this is the setting of the seasons ; I'll use the cross-eyed thoughts to e x c u s e myself, amuse myself and lose myself until we come back down to prove that hell is where my heart's been - run in circles 'til we come back down t o n i g h t we're slaving to another beat ! you're my baby take a back seat ! hard drugs, fake love it's a sensation makes one hell of a collaboration " +
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tsk tsk @winnicm, mom and dad aren’t very happy with you, spending all their money on stuff you shouldn’t. this isn’t “new” exactly, since you’ve been doing this your whole life, but they were pretty clear this time around on what you should spend it on. now they’re cutting you off completely. no more weekly allowance, only the very small photographer’s paycheck you get for working.
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TRENDING ON TWITTER
Dillon Mckinley
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LEAKED LETTER:
Dear Management, Punish me if you’d like to, but I spent the remainders of your £350 (of which I had £96 remaining) by donating it to London Irish. I doubt I have to explain why, but in case you’ve forgotten, I was born and raised on that island. Also, I took £4 out of my own money to do so, round it off and make a whole £100. Please, don’t rush to reimburse me. There are no receipts, so I took it upon myself to write this. And yes, this was written on the BlackBerry. Consider yourselves my first order of business.
- Dillon McKinlley
Orlando Bloom may be trending for his penis, but Dillon is trending for her straight badassery AND good heart. Great job - maybe people will recognize you on the streets (or in bars) now!!
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SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE; SPOTTED !!!
Gunner Thompson, techie for growing indie band Misguided Ghosts, was spotted by a fan earlier today doing some light shopping! Not many people are familiar with this hottie, but they should be. He practically runs the band’s website and merchandising, almost better than well-known merch girl Harley Beckett of Legal Warnings. Both bands are signed under the same management, and rumor has it they both have upcoming interviews that include their crew!
There is hella work put into bands behind stage, and the crew doing it all are rarely acknowledged or appreciated by fans. We’re here to change that! Show this babe some love - his merch is fuckin’ rad.

Wow, the tabloids love you @gunnxrs !!! You gained 200+ followers on Twitter and Instagram, and have officially sold out of all those new hats you designed. Good job keeping your shit together, but we know it isn’t hard for you, considering how inhumanly focused you get sometimes...
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Whoops @mgtalia, looks like you didn’t spend the money on what you were supposed to. That puppy is cute though, so we won’t be too hard on you. Instead of telling the entire house your secret, we only want you to tell one: Stella. She needs to know by tomorrow night, or we’re going to tell everyone.
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Let’s play a little game... In character only please!
Send Eachother Numbers and Either Answer the Question for "Truth" or Do What the "Dare" says to do.
These truths or dares can be answered within the ask themselves or as their own little para! Up to you! If you do write a paragraph and it involves someone else, make you sure you let them know so that they can reply! This is not mandatory, but could be fun!
1: (truth) Who was your first major celebrity crush? (dare) Go up to anyone in the house, and kiss them.
2: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you? (dare) Call someone ‘daddy’.
3: (truth) What are your three favorite things about your appearance? (dare) List everyone in the house you want to sleep with.
4: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the worst photo of yourself you can find.
5: (truth) If your parents knew everything you've ever done, what would they think is the worst thing? (dare) Name the person in the house you admire the most.
6: (truth) What is the last thing you purchased? (dare) Tell someone in the house that you love them.
7: (truth) How many hours did you sleep last night? (dare) Send an anonymous truthful compliment to anyone in the house.
8: (truth) If you could go on a date with anyone in the house, who would it be and what would you do? (dare) Attempt to seduce someone in the house.
9: (truth) How did you meet your best friend? (dare) Hide in someone’s room, and scare them.
10: (truth) What was your favorite band five years ago? (dare) Tell someone in the house about a lie that you’ve told them.
11: (truth) Where would you be if you didn’t have the band right now? (dare) Tell us your favorite quote in the world.
12: (truth) Who is your least favorite person in the house? (dare) Pour ice water onto someones head.
13: (truth) What's your most irrational fear? (dare) Streak through the house naked.
14: (truth) If you had to marry someone in the house, who would it be? (dare) Cut off a piece of someone’s hair.
15: (truth) Worst (drug) trip you’ve ever had, what happened, what were you on? (dare) Throw someone else into the pool.
16: (truth) What was your most recent dream/nightmare? (dare) Get a tattoo, right now.
17: (truth) Have you ever had an STD? (dare) Let someone in the house give you a piercing.
18: (truth) How old were you when you had your first kiss?(dare) List the titles of the last three pornographies you watched.
19: (truth) Are you keeping any secrets from your bandmates? If so, how many? (dare) Give someone a hickey.
20: (truth) What does your bedroom look like? (dare) Fuck up someone else’s room.
21: (truth) Who was the last person you slept with?(dare) Text that person, ask for a repeat.
22: (truth) Where do you see yourself in ten years? (dare) Call an ex.
23: (truth) What are your three biggest turn ons, and your three biggest turn offs? (dare) Go to sleep in someone else’s bed tonight.
24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Call your parents, on speaker, in front of others.
25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Reveal a secret that no one knows.
26: (truth) How old were you when you lost your virginity? (dare) Send a sexy picture to someone else in the house.
27: (truth) What are three things you like about yourself unrelated to your appearance? (dare) Go up to someone in the house and feel them up.
28: (truth) How do you take your coffee? (dare) Steal a prized possession from your room-mate.
29: (truth) What are your worst habits? (dare) Give up drugs/alcohol for twenty-four hours.
30: (truth) How many people have you slept with? (dare) Name the person with the best ass in the house.
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Is it bad I still ship Talia and Gunner a little?
I think we all still ship Talia and Gunner a little. Watching the action right now is like watching the fucking ‘Notebook’.

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HARLEY AND GUNNER NEED TO FUCK
You think? I could totally see it, two ‘merch’ kids all hot and bothered after a hard day of whatever the fuck they do…
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Who do you think is most likely to stir up something big first?
West and Cleo are definitely stirrers, but…I don’t know. Something tells me that the biggest drama is going to be related to either Ezra or Gunner’s seemingly inability to think without their dicks.
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fmk: talia, dillon, dakota
Tough! They’re all so problematic… Fuck Talia, marry Dakota, &…kill Dillon.
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best musician in the house?
Definitely Dakota, bitch is hiding some serious talent from you guys! But honestly, Eli’s a bit of a damn prodigy, so he’s hard to beat. Something tells me he’s more involved in song-writing than we think…
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is gunner over talia yet???? ughhh!
The way I see it? Hell no. But he broke up with her, so he better get to gettin’ over it! Or at least figuring out whether he wants to sleep with Talia, Dillon, or Stella first…
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who in the house would make the hottest couple that isnt already a couple???
OH, so many possibilities! I personally want to see Talia and Eli or Jonah and Dillon heating up our day-to-day lives. I think the real question here is, who do you think would make the hottest couple?
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Impressions on Talia and Gunner?
Honestly? A hot mess. Talia’s being so passive-aggressive about the whole thing, that if Gunner doesn’t lose his mind, we will. And I don’t know what the hell Gunner thinks he’s doing with Dillon, like that’s a trainwreck waiting to happen. I think my personal favorite part about all of this is how Talia’s best friend Stella is in on the flirting action too. Can anyone in this house keep it in their god damn pants?
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thoughts on ezra? he's hot as all fuck
We totally agree! It’s like watching the sexiest game of tennis ever as he flirts with everyone in the house except his actual girlfriend. Hey, we’re not complaining! Dakota on the other hand…
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First impressions of Stella, Ezra, and Dillon?
Hm, Stella? She’s got the whole sexy girl-next-door thing going on, but I’m pretty sure she’s got some shit going on under all that sarcasm. She’s also awfully friendly with Gunner… I wonder what Talia thinks? I personally wouldn’t trust her, but she’s sure got a pretty face!
Ezra…That jawline! Honestly, I can’t figure out whether he’s back on with Dakota or trying to get into literally everyone else’s pants. He’s got that whole bad boy charm though, I definitely don’t blame ‘em! Slippery, but I don’t think anyone’s mad about it!
And finally, Dillon! Girl needs to get a damn sense of humour, gettin’ all offended about everything. Her whole “I don’t give a fuck” act must be doing something though, considering she’s got the whole house drooling over her. I personally can’t wait to see whose bed she crawls in first!
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Would you give us first impressions of people if we sent in names?
You bet your ass we would. No one’s better at picking out bitches than us, babe.
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we are the gossip gods. we know all, we see all, but sometimes we don’t tell all. the best secrets are the exposed kind, but we’ll try to keep them for as long as possible - until we don’t feel like it anymore. send us anonymous messages about your friends, enemies, fuckbuddies - we like to hear everything, and we’ll give you our input as well. we start drama, and help keep it going with plot drops and tasks. fail to perform any of our commands and we will punish you, in the most public and career shattering way possible. good luck!
ooc: plot drops are messages we will submit to you directly, and you will have to apply them to your character in the given time. some will be big and some will be small, it just depends on your luck. if a plot drop interferes with a big plot you already have, message us off anon and we will figure out an alternative. tasks are tasks - the ones assigned on the main are usually for character development, ooc, or to encourage interaction, but the ones here on the gossip will be to start drama and escalate existing drama on the dash. you can all send in normal gossip blog messages as well, like “I can’t believe so-and-so slept with so-and-so last night, what a slut” and we will respond with our opinion. we will also be doing gossip games when everything starts to develop more. as for now, feel free to drop us messages any time!
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