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It’s 9AM. I’ve had 5 hours of sleep, so I feel okay in doing this.

I’m abandoning this blog. For the sake of my own mental health, I’m pretty sure I will explode.

I’m not deleting it, mainly because it’s years worth of stuff. Maybe one day I’ll have to bring it up again, but today’s not that day.

I’ll see y’all on the other side.

- Alistair

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Woke up with way too many emotions, and ultimately don’t want to deal with them.

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I don’t have Twitter anymore (for mental health reasons) but I have a notes app that is formatted to be like Twitter

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Where is food?

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new beginnings

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For the past few months I’ve been working on a gothic/folk horror D&D campaign setting based on European fairy tales.

The heiress wereboar daughter of the Three Little Pigs is having an illicit affair with the nephew of the Frog Prince and I want to see how long it takes my party to realize that it’s just Miss Piggy and Kermit

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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Now where could my credit card be?

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Approaches you. Barks. Leaves.

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Lyranel 🌸

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a story told in two pictures

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Congrats?

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sirfetch'd! ✨