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Who are Jaeden Martell and James McAvoy? Why do people call me and the older version of myself that Stan told me about by their names?

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"Kill them with kindness "WRONG! BIRD ATTACK 🕊️🕊️🦅🦅🦆🦆🦜🦜🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🦢🦢🦢🦢🐓🐓🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

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Uh, midlife crisis?

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Apparently they are the “adult versions” of us. All the losers have one.

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@bill--denbrough

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*action movie music*

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I feel the sudden need to rip out my eyeballs.

This is literally a “live reaction” pic of me being shown this image that Greta’s group and the Bowers Gang have been showing everybody.

It’s this ai shit of Shrek and Richie.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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stan thinking he’s homophobic just because richie and eddie are annoying is the funniest thing to me

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the losers club as my college groupchat:

stan: Has anyone done those essays yet?

bill: whoops

richie: fuck that, i'll do it next week

bev: WOT

bev: no

mike: the what

eddie: the thing that's to be handed in tomorrow??

ben: i'm doing it just now

bill: for toMORROW???

bill: IT'S DUE TOMORROW???????

bill: guys????

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Stan: I’m playing a new drinking game! It’s called “Every Time I’m Depressed, I Take a Drink.”

Bill: Th-that game exis-sists. It’s called A-alcoholism.

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Can confirm this has happened.

Stan: You’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! You’re not the man I married!

Bill: T-then we’ll get divorced, and I’m taking the kids!

Eddie: *slides monopoly board away from them* I think we should stop playing now…

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happy pride month from me :).

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@georgie-denbrough-undead

Georgie *drops mentos into a soda bottle*: heh

Stan: You shouldn’t be drinking soda

Georgie: Oh okay

Georgie: *Gives bottle to Stan*

Stan: Thank you

Stan *sees it’s about to explode*: Oh I just remembered, it’s your birthday!

Stan: *Gives bottle to Georgie* Happy birthday

Georgie *giving bottle to Stan*: Merry Christmas

Stan *giving bottle to Georgie*: It’s not Christmas!

Georgie *giving the bottle to Stan*: Happy Hanukkah!

Soda bottle: *Explodes*

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Saw a Kirtland Warbler while birdwatching today :). Thought it was pretty neat and snapped a picture since they’re quite rare.

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You take a bath ONE time…

thirty eight slutty, slutty years since mike hanlon called up his amnesiac mates and stan uris took a bath