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standards-and-practices · 5 months ago

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Pepper... I know what you are

what... What am i??

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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salt other than oj who is your most downright horrifying, disgusting, most DESPICABLE hear me out

pepper how does it feel to be a skrunkly boingy mipy silly goobert ,, perhaps even ,, dare i say it ,, eepy

Oh wow. I dunno, I'm very loyal to OJ even with him and Paper...

So I haven't had a lot of time to think about it. I've been obsessed with OJ since the earliest episode of season one!!

Like, what? What is that? I mean, i don't really know how to like, feel???

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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wowie it feels so cool to talk to you guys… hmmmm… Pepper, if you could kiss anyone in hotel OJ who would it be? And Salt, if you had the choice been 1 mcchicken and 2 mcchicken which would you choose. I eagerly await your response.

-🫀🫁

Oh wow, that's kinda tough but if I had to I would definitely kiss Salt- PLATONICALLY OF COURSE!! hah....

That's oddly vague. Probably 2 mcchicken? The more the merrier!

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Oh-Em-Gee, what if you hosted the next season of Inanimate Insanity???

We totally should!! That would be super cool!!

Sadly, I'm pretty sure everyone's fed up with the competition..

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Favorite episode of inanimate insanity?

Hmm...I really like the alternate reality one with Test Tube and Lightbulb! But I didn't like the part where I killed Salty-Salt..

Pepper has watched more than me but I liked the episode where taco sang. Who knew girl had such vocal skills?

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Salt I'm sure there's someone out there for you. I know moving on is hard but you always got pepper by your side

Thank you, anon!! It will be hard, yes, but I guess Pepper is enough for now...

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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You should add WLW to ur bio (it means Winners love winning) since you two are very cool

OH. EM. GEE!! We like, totally should, Salty-Salt!!

Definitely! We are like, so, WLW!!

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Thoughs on gay people?

They are all like, valid and loved!! <3

Yeah, uhm, everyone in this hotel is gay so they're fine, I guess.

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Are you two friends with anyone else in the hotel?

Well, everyone kinda hates Salt so they automatically like, hate me as well.

But there was this one Cork person and she was super cool!!

Yeah, but she's not around anymore so if we HAVE to talk with someone other than each other it's usually with Balloon.

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Has anyone ever tried to use one of you as seasoning?

Thankfully, no!

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Salt now that Oj is dating paper will you finally try and move on?

I mean, I'll try , I guess.. They both get like, SUPER mad whenever I try anything with OJ so yeah. Even though it will be hard to let my soulmate go..I will stay strong....

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Salt sucks Pepper ily

UHM, RUDE??!

Thank you, I guess?

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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hi pepper ily

Hiii!!! That's so sweet, I love you too!!! <3

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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Yuri

Uhm...what? Is that???

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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are you two lesbian

Uh, no? What gave you that idea?

Yeah...no....

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standards-and-practices · 6 months ago

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HELLO !!

It is I, the one and only, beloved Salt! And me, Pepper!!

Yes, yes.. Anywho! Since we've seen like, a whole bunch of other people make blogs this, we've decided to make our own!

We are the only people on this app that matter anyways sooo...

Like, ask us things! We'll answer your juiciest questions and maybe even spill some, like, tea...

Plus, all the other ask blogs on here are SOOOO boring!! I seriously don't know how you guys on tumblr deal with it! I, like, agree!!!

(ooc: ok so here's the dealio, pepper is uh this color and salt is just...normal i guess. everything that's cannon in II is cannon here. there are very few headcannons that i have initiated into this blog but i'll let you all know if they get major. please keep asks SFW and ... normal, i guess??? just don't be super weird or confusing. role playing in asks is ok, i don't care if you wanna act as a character but i do not know any lore you might hint at so yeah...)

(the Standards and Practices username is from the s&p Fans Fantastic Features episode btw...)

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