29 and male. Heavy metal is the law. Lead guitarist, fantasy reader, early modern historian and professional Russophobe. Star Wars EU fanatic. 🏴🇺🇦 Згинуть наші вороженьки, як роса на сонці.
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Art by Ralph McQuarrie for the ‘original’ Star Wars sequel Splinter of the Mind’s Eye book by Alan Dean Foster (1978)
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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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Patrol
by coffee-time
Inspired by Monet's famous painting "Poppies"
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Translation: "Die already, you stupid (slur against Ukrainians) pig. Everyone is fucking fed up with you. Even your allies care shit-all about you."

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I bet it feels good as fuck to be the guy in a band who says one, two, one two three four
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Reblog to disrespectfully fuck a mutual 🥰 (or the person you reblogged from… 👀)
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Don’t worry, white male low info voter from Illinois, you will not be dying in WW3. You’ll actually be dying right now when i shoot you execution style for making violence in the middle east about yourself.
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Elizabeth Hurley / photo by John Stoddart, 1992.
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Do any of my mutuals have Last.fm? I have a few of you on there but would like to know if more of you do.
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