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You’re telling me a neil patricked this harris?

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The doctor:

Me:

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I HATE WHITE BOYS

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The milk hole is canceled, what if frogs drown in it :(

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I saw a frog yesterday

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The Doctors from Doctor Who ranked by how likely they would be to drown in the milk hole

13. Fifth Doctor

This guy literally died rather than drink one single drop of bats milk. You think he can be fooled into getting into a whole tub of it? Fuck you.

12. First Doctor

If you think this old man is getting nice and cozy in the hole, you’ve got another thing coming. This is the driest man on any planet and there’s no way in hell he’s gonna start moisturizing in the milk hole today. The Hole will try to temp him, but he isn’t going to have any of that.

11. Tenth Doctor

Time Lord victorious? Meet milk hole victorious. The odds of this skinny man slipping into the fluid is quite slim if you ask me. He’s too busy yelling and crying about his dead fucking planet that he killed because the milk hole’s temptations reminded him of it. The hole would lose interest.

10. Fourth Doctor

The Fourth Doctor would be fascinated by the milk hole, and push other people in for shits and giggles. That being said, good luck getting this tall silly man to become one with the milk.

9. Ninth Doctor

If there’s one thing we know about this Doctor, it’s his lactose intolerance. Ok, I know there’s no one screen evidence of this, but just look at the man. This is a man that has one piece of cheese and is shitting up the TARDIS bathroom for a week. I would have him in the 13th spot, but he’s a little higher on the list because I think his self loathing has a chance of convincing him he deserves the shitties the milk would bring him.

8. Sixth Doctor

If Willy Wonka is the king of milk chocolate, Six is that minus the chocolate. This man definitely has a passion for the cold white fluid, and he would drown in a heart beat— except that he hates being told what to do. Once the milk hole tempts him, he’d be smelling heavily of inner conflict. I give him a 50/50 chance of resisting on pride alone.

7. Eighth Doctor

This sexy slice of man loves a good soak with some babes, that much we can be sure of. The question is, is he kinky enough to gets handsy in milk specifically? I think as a general rule he wouldn’t initiate that sort of activity, but I think the right woman could absolutely coax him into the milk hole.

6. Thirteenth Doctor

I don’t think Thirteen is so week willed that she would fall for the milk hole’s desirable temptations, but I think her weak point here is her unyielding loyalty to her fam. The second one of these bozos winds up in the hole, you beat your ass this Doctor is diving right in to save them.

5. Third Doctor

This guy knows Venusian Aikido. You think the milk hole is that fuckin sick? No. However, if you’ve ever tried to K.O. a liquid, you know it’s easier said than done. Intimately I don’t think that matters though, as the Third Doctor would almost certainly drive Bessie right into the hole by accident and he would be unable to undo the seatbelt before the milk takes ahold of his mind.

4. Seventh Doctor

Every great decision creates ripples, like a boulder dropped in a lake. But what about a short eccentric man, dropped in a milk hole? This Doctor may not be able to resist the answer.

3. Second Doctor

This bumbling man has more brain than you might expect, and he is often underestimated. That being said, I think today the milk hole is the one that will be underestimated. The Second Doctor would willingly enter the milk hole upon being beckoned, fully expecting to be able to find his way out and win the day. However, the truth is there is no escaping the milk hole.

2. Twelfth Doctor

This professor of nothing in particular would be fascinated with the milk hole, but he is also smart and stubborn enough to not get into it. However, what gets him this high on the list is that Missy would absolutely push this man in without hesitation while he’s leaning over the milk, studying it intensely.

1. Eleventh Doctor

This Doctor hardly needs no explaining. This fun loving Doctor would take one glimpse of the milk hole and dive right in of his own free will, giggling to himself as he slowly become one with the milk. There is not one single thing that could stop this guy from meeting this fate and you know it.

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Me before the 14th doctor announcement:

I don’t think the doctor should be messing around and kissing with young humans as a general rule

Me now:

I think the doctor should kiss me specifically right on the lips and also rail me all the time

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What if we kissed in the milk hole and we were both boys :)

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TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

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Once I get access to Tumblr Blaze there will be no stopping the milk hole

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Sacrificing Mitch McConnell to the milk hole

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this picture i took in december goes so hard

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I think that if two people that are the exact same height are in a relationship, they should be required by law to 69 on a regular basis. This is a call out post to my current partner.

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Come brother, join us in slurping from the milk hole. The fluid is white and pure, and it will speak to your bones. Oh, worry not, there is not need to fear that we might drag you down into the milk hole, become you apart of the milk hole, leave you to marinate and spoil— why ever would you ask such a thing? Oh, you didn’t? :)

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British “people” when they are cyberneticly enhanced against their will and stripped of all emotion