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“It's sooner than later, that I'm six feet under. It's sooner than later that you're on your own.”

~The Ballad Of Lucy Gray Baird, Rachel Zegler

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THE TORTURED ASKS DEPARTMENT:

— fortnight: what’s your weather like right now?

— ttpd: have you ever used a typewriter?

— my boy only breaks his favorite toys: favorite toy as a child?

— down bad: do you believe in aliens?

— so long, london: do you know cpr?

— but daddy i love him: do you have a one that got away?

— fresh out the slammer: have you ever been handcuffed?

— florida: do you smell like weed or little babies?

— guilty as sin?: is she guilty for what she’s singing about?

— waolom: what makes you feel most alive?

— i can fix him: are you a fixer?

— loml: which acronym do you use the most?

— i can do it with a broken heart: are you good under pressure?

— the smallest man: how many people have you ghosted?

— the alchemy: did you do well in chemistry in school?

— clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

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Do I think my beloved Spencer Reid would be a swiftie? No. Absolutely not. HOWEVER I do believe that boy is singing "I cry a lot but I am so productive" under his breath at every minor inconvenience so he doesn't lose it.

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YOU CHANGED YOUR PFP!!!!!

I DID!!! it's conan now :33

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Birdwatching with Gideon (Gn!reader)

(Note: this isn't necessarily a shipping post, I'm mostly making this bc I miss Gideon and crave attention from a father figure 💀)

divider by @cafekitsune

It starts simple enough, the two of you trailing behind the rest of the team as you leave a woodland crime scene. You decide to ask him which birds are singing which song, having heard him talk about birds in the past.

He's more than happy to indulge you, explaining each one and giving you a brief description of what they look like (even pointing one or two out when they're close enough to see.)

From then on you always ask when you get the chance, and the two of you routinely go for a walk together on your lunch break to listen to the birds.

He loves getting to see you relax for once away from any tech or papers, and the joy you get from correctly guessing a bird from it's song.

Him getting you artwork of your favourite bird for your birthday ;_; and its so special because it's this thing between the two of you alone.

Getting a plaque for a bench the two of you would sit on together on your lunchtime walk at the office once he leaves, so it's always yours.

Hearing birdsong and knowing he's probably hearing some too wherever he is- something that'll always connect the two of you.

Getting misty eyed whenever you see or hear a Robin...especially near that bench. (when Robins appear, loved ones are near, yk?)

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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some actors will throw tantrums and blatantly show their homophobia when people interpret their character as even slightly queer and then there’s oliver “fuck you he’s always been bisexual” stark

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boyfriend core <3

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you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe

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Dating Hotch (MLM)

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Hotch: I am at a loss for words!

Emily: Despite being loss for words, Hotch yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.

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Hen: I just want to say I'm a proud member of the LGBT here to welcome our new bisexual, Buck! Talk Buck! Buck, enthusiastically: Ally! Hen, smacks him: No, Buck. We did that last year. Buck: Oh. Right. Bisexual! Hen: Bisexual! Tommy, taking the video: So adorable.

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Finn Wolfhard hit me with "Wanna crawl out of my fucking skin" in Kato and I haven't been the same since.