stardew-crack

[stardew-crack]

This is gold

Sebastian: Why do you guys love the beach so much in the summer?

Elliott: The refreshing breeze, the beautiful scenery, the salty, calming smell of the ocean, the way the sun hits the perfect angles and creates a glistening shimmer on the water *chefs kiss* Just gorgeous.

Alex: *copying Elliotts mannerisms and fancy voice* People in their swimwear, looking hot as fuck *chefs kiss* Just Sexy.

Elliott: ..Are you mocking me Alex?

Alex: *smirks* Maybe..

~

[stardew-crack]

Quick headcannon-

Haley regularly watches high school musical and makes her friends watch marathons of it with her.

[stardew-crack]

Stardew Valley Headcannons~

~ Sebastian regularly sneaks into the mines

~ Emily stops by Marnie’s farm and helps with the animals on days off

~ On quiet nights at the beach you can hear music and Shakespeare being recited coming from Elliot’s shack

~ Marnie had to re-dye her roots often, but profusely denies having dyed hair

~ Morris is homophobic and makes his beliefs VERY CLEAR to the rest of the town

~ Marnie has a southern accent

~ Vincent on the way home from school always walks Jas home, even though his house is on the way

~ George regularly sends noise complaints to Jodi because of Sam’s loud music

~ When Haley comes over to see Alex, Evelyn always has extra cookies and hands them out

~ Shane does everything he possibly can to make Morris's life a little harder. It's discreet enough so that no one figures out it's him, but he does move some of Morris's stuff and "forgets" to put out the wet floor sign after the floor is mopped when he knows Morris is going to walk there

~ Linus dresses up as Santa for the little kids at the festival of the winter star

~ Sebastian, Sam, and Abigail all drink wayyy too many energy drinks and there’s always a pile of cans from them left over whenever they come over

~ When Maru finishes a project she’s proud of, she always rushes to make sure Demetrius is the first to see