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Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash

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HELLO??? ARE YOU BACK?? IM GONNA SCREAM ABOUT IT

I was thinking about coming back

but I haven't written anything lately so I wanna wait till I have something to post before ending my hiatus

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LILLS

EMME

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Y'know what?

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from garlic bread.

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rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

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Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

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this was so FUCKING adorable

Minors do not interact! Thanks!

This, has been living rent free in my brain for the past two months, so here it this this small, messy and unedited image:

You have a quiet, peaceful life. Far enough from the bustling, restless life of the city, yet close enough for shopping trips.

You own a cottage, which your parents helped to build, and with time you managed to reach the dark, earthly aesthetic you liked.

You work from home, and not being controlled, under pressure from your supervisors was definitely one of the perks of your current job. Only downside were the meetings, but you could manage those seeing as they were pretty rare. You’re not necessarily someone who cares about achievements on the professional life, but focused more on your hobbies, likes, and self-care. So, the lifestyle you have now, it’s just perfect, you are happy, living without worries, a stable job, a decent income, and enough time to do things you truly enjoy. Your care regarding the world outside your cottage was nonexistent. It’s just you, your hobbies, and your plants.

Across you, lives Bakugou, but you don’t know, nor do you particularly care about your neighbors in general. However, you do manage to catch his attention, even if at first is only because he thinks you’re weird as fuck.

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Been a hot minute since I've read some fanfic and boy did this one kill me

So fuckin hot

Pairing: Incubus!Dabi x f!reader

Tags/tw: monsterfucking, somnophilia (hence very light dubcon), corruption, unprotected sex, season 5 content

WC: 2.7k

A/N: For @simp-for-bnha-boys I loved this request and I tried my best to get the scene you were going for, I hope you like it!!

“This one again?" 

A smattering of feathers causes the dark-haired demon to drag his attention away from the object of his attention, his cerulean eyes flicking up to meet gold. The newcomer folds his wings against his bare back before they disappear completely, crimson horns disappearing into golden waves of his hair.

"Keigo,” Dabi drawls in greeting, before turning away again. He stares down at the girl enjoying her drink in the cafe window, eyeing the gentle curve of her lips as she chats with the girl he always sees her walking with on the town’s campus. “What do you want?”

“You know, if you don’t go after her soon, I might. You’ve been watching her for weeks—it’s making me curious." 

"Fuck off,” Dabi chuckles. “Who said I haven’t made a move on her yet?”

“Well for one, you’re up here on top of a building watching her like a hawk instead of down there chatting her up.” Keigo retorts easily, perching next to him and tracking his eyeline to the girl in the window. “She’s cute. Could have her at home in bed in an hour, tops.”

“Yeah, I could, if I were a golden boy like you. ’S not so easy when you're—” without taking his eyes off of her, he gestures at himself.

Keigo runs his eyes across the purple burns dancing across the other demon’s handsome face, his arms, and doesn’t comment. “Whatever you say. So are you going for her, or can I?”

Dabi smiles, a cold glow entering his eyes. Pearlescent horns sprout from his head, his shoulders rolling as he prevents his wings from splitting through his leather jacket.

“Go near her at your own risk. She’s mine." 

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I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenated 

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send me an ask and ill elaborate but this is based on science and science alone so unfortunately im not wrong about any of it :/

heavy cock, has to bully his length into your core every time, kisses your warm teary face as he praises you, a mixture of curses and groans, you’re his good girl, his perfect angel, takin’ him so well -

bokuto, iwaizumi, baji, south, shouto, natsuo, dabi, enji, deku, kirishima, taiju, daichi, kita, ennoshita, yaku, ushijima, meian, draken, ran, muto 

long cock, it’s all about the angle, knows he has you when he’s got you on your back, eyes rolling in your head, the tip of his cock nudging that cluster of nerves inside you with astounding regularity, cum for me, he says, cum for me -

futakuchi, lev, kisaki, edgeshot, shindou, sero, makki, kindaichi, tsukki, tanaka, komi, semi, hanma 

pretty cock, groans loudly when you let the tip of his cock rest on your tongue before taking it further into your throat, his hands tangle in your hair to guide gentle, tempered thrusts, feels so good, he chokes out, atta girl - 

kenma, akaashi, chifuyu, monoma, denki, oikawa, konoha, mitsuya, asahi, konoha, nishinoya, kai, ukai, kyoutani, fukanaga, koganegawa, akiteru, kokonoi, rindou, kazutora, 

all of the above, cumming again? he chuckles, because of course you are, somehow he’s hitting every spot inside you without trying, and he fucking knows it, what happened to all that big talk, he teases, did you get drunk on my cock that easily?  - 

mattsun, mikey, kuroo, bakugou, hinata, yamaguchi, sugawara, osamu, atsumu, aran, kageyama, tendou, konoha, kiyoomi, inui

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I have goosebumps

the way this fic made me feel is illegal but I'm not complaining

ran x f!reader, rindou x f!reader, hanma x f!reader, sanzu x f!reader, mikey x f!reader

summary - when your ex boyfriend comes up short with loan shark hanma, he gives you to bonten as collateral. they end up feeling surprisingly protective of their little toy. hurt/comfort/smut. i mean it’s not canon hanma’s hot so i wanted him there xoxo.

a/n - EXTREMELY DUBIOUS CONSENT, hanma gives reader a choice, but the alternative is death. rough facefucking, exhibitionism, praise, sub!reader, degredation, sir, daddy, spitroasting, spit, breathplay, most of bonten has a breeding kink, orgasm denial, begging, infidelity mention(rindou’s a little soft becuse his ex gf just cheated on him), when they’re not fucking you they’re all pretty soft for you, a collar and leash are used but more as bondage than petplay, overstim, you get slapped in the face once, anal, double penatration, dacry phil ia, sex work, yandere because they like you so much they wanna keep you around but it’s pretty soft. porn without plot. all mine - plaza wc: 7k

The last place you expected to be when the blindfold is lifted from your eyes is a conference room. The lighting is low, and there’s a huge glass wall of windows, you can see the city twinkling in the night. You don’t speak, just observing, coming to terms with your situation. Your hands are tied behind your back, and the man who lifted your blindfold, his dark curls nearly obscuring one honeyed eye, saunters over to a luxurious leather rolling chair. There are five men in total, each one menacing in their own way.

“Do you know why you’re here?” One of them says, voice soft and ice cold. He’s got short white hair that frames his face, and abyssal dark eyes. You swallow, and sit up a little in the chair you’re in, realizing you’re not tied to it.

“No.” You say softly.

“Sasaki Shinimaya.” The tallest of the men, with soft pink hair styled in a side part leans forward. “Your boyfriend owes us a lot of money.”

“Ex.” You correct. “We broke up about six months ago.” Chuckles echo through the conference room. The dark haired one turns to the group.

“What kinda man puts up his ex girlfriend’s life as collateral on his debts?” He looks back at you. “You poor little thing.” He coos, “You don’t even know us, do you?” You shake your head, grateful they can’t see the way your hands are trembling. “I’m Hanma,” he says, theatrically touching his chest, and your palms break into a sweat when you recognize the tattoos on the back of his hands.

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Hiatus Notice

Hello darlings, as it says at the top I will be going on a (hopefully brief) hiatus. Lately it has become really difficult to even think about writing. As much as I want to, I know that forcing myself does not help. I have had a lot of big changes in my life as well which is also contributing to my lack of motivation. Thank you to the people who read my fics, especially the ones who reblog them, and to all my moots for posting amazing stuff and being the beautiful people you are. I will see you again.

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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hot damn darling! these cakes are amazing looking I hope i can decorate as well as you one day

Throwback to when I was a baker✌

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Blessing your dashboard with Denki holding a rare white shibe ✨ [x]

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*Y/N has taken a screenshot*