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Solid Snake: I'm a lone wolf... I don't talk to people I don't get close to them...
Solid Snake throughout the entirety of MGS1: What were your parents like? Tell me more about your university studies. Yes I do believe in love. Aren't dogs so fun? That's so interesting. I really like talking to you.
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i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me
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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
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You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that
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*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them
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