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I forgot I drew this back in early april. Based off that image RDJ posted on his Insta of him and Tom.

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A lil starker, a lil brutasha (Brat) and a whole lotta lil’ dumbs ����💖💖

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Tony Stark drives his prize back to Stark Tower with the utmost care.

moodboard for the incredible Superior Iron Man!Starker fic by @subverbaldreams, ‘Learned Obedience’

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Superior Iron Man x Spider-Man

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The morning after Peter’s 21st birthday party. Ned is trying to relay how bad he was

Peter: oh come on! I didn’t drink *that* much

Ned: You were flirting with Tony Stark

Peter: So what? He’s my boyfriend

Ned: You asked if he was single

MJ: (from across the room) and then you cried when he wasn’t

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Peter [under his breath] : Future husband say what

Tony: What?

Peter: *internal screaming*

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STARKER CONTENT CREATORS WHO CONSTANTLY FEEL LIKE THEY’RE NOT MAKING FREQUENT ENOUGH/GOOD ENOUGH CONTENT LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE

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Villain: we have your son, Stark

Tony: lol nice try, I don’t have a son

Villain: then who’s this kid with your contact under ‘daddy’? 

Tony, already charging up his repulsors: P e t e r-

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Tony: Can you um… do that thing?

Peter: What thing?

Tony: You know that thing with your face that makes me happy…

Peter: Oh!

Peter: *smiles*

Tony: Thanks.

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Anti starkers : * make a huge blocklist *

Anti starkers : haHA! we have them now fellas! No getting out of this one!!!

Starker shipppers : * use the blocklist to find other starkers *

Anti starkers :

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Ned: You need a hobby

Peter: I have a hobby, thank-you-very-much

Ned: Peter...stalking Tony Stark is not a hobby,

Peter: And neither is pretending to be Spider Man while wearing my mask

Ned:

Ned: ...fair point

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Peter & Tony by @107ko

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Happy Birthday, Anthony Edward Stark! (May 29th, 1970)

I love you tons. I love you 3000.

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Tony, after making Peter an Avenger: We’re a team now. Ride or die, right?

Peter: Yeah, I’d totally ride you.

Tony: What?

Peter, innocently: What?

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Tony: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Peter, trying to be edgy: As dark and bitter as my soul...

Tony:....one glass of strawberry milk, coming up

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unpopular opinion but Tony’s ass deserves recognition too