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3 - Sharon Carter

24 - Sam Wilson

Sharon takes her coat off and sits down on Sam's couch. She can feel his confusion. He sits down on the armchair opposite and gives her a questioning look.

"Is everything alright?"

"I'm lonely, Sam," Sharon says quietly. "Since my pardon and returning back to the US I've really struggled. You know, back in Madripoor I was getting laid pretty much every night."

Sam stares at Sharon, feeling a little uncomfortable. "Right..."

"Since I've been back in the US, not a single man has shown any interest. Am I doing something wrong?"

"Uh-" Sam clears his throat awkwardly. "I mean, you're a beautiful woman. I guess... you just haven't found the right man yet?"

Sharon leans forward, lowering her voice and giving Sam intense eye contact. "I'm looking at him."

Sam sits back in the chair quickly. "Uh-"

"You're Captain America now, right?"

"Yeah..."

Sharon lowers her voice to a sultry whisper. "I have a Captain America kink, you know..."

"Oh. That's... nice?" Sam says, pulling his phone out discreetly. He keeps his eyes on Sharon while he sends a text to Bucky saying 'SOS SHARON IS TRYING TO FUCK ME'.

"You don't have a girlfriend, do you?" Sharon asks.

"No, I'm- I'm single. Look, Sharon, I-"

"-I'm also single," Sharon says. "And that shield would be pretty sturdy. I've never done it on vibranium before..."

"Sharon! Look, I'm not interested in doing it on the shield or on anything else. I'm sorry."

Sam waits, scanning Sharon's face for any sign of disappointment. But instead, she just looks even more turned on.

"Playing hard to get? Steve was the same. Don't worry, you don't have to pretend you're not interested. Nobody has to know..."

Sharon leans closer, placing a hand on Sam's thigh when the front door slams open.

"What's going on?" Bucky asks, stepping inside. Sharon springs back instantly and her face turns sour.

"Sharon was just leaving," Sam says quickly, standing up. "Weren't you?"

Sharon sighs loudly and stands up. "Yes. I was just leaving."

"Bye," Bucky says dully as Sharon walks past him looking extremely put out. As soon as the door shuts, Bucky turns to look at Sam.

"Thanks," Sam says. "That was getting real awkward real fast."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. She told me she has a Captain America kink," Sam says.

"So do I."

"Huh?"

"You heard me."

Sam stares at Bucky. "She also suggested doing it on the shield. Thoughts?"

Bucky smirks at Sam. "Yes."

Sam grabs the shield.

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND SO BAD LOL

Omg this sounds so fun! Am I allowed to ask for both 😂😂

For you: List 1- 3 & 24

For me (if allowed 😂): List 1- 27 & 52

I love a good challenge!

Sure!

For me: Sharon Carter & Sam Wilson (omg kill me now)

For you: Nick Fury & Korg (I'm so sorry)

I'll reblog this post with my story when it's written 😭😬

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Omg this sounds so fun! Am I allowed to ask for both 😂😂

For you: List 1- 3 & 24

For me (if allowed 😂): List 1- 27 & 52

I love a good challenge!

Sure!

For me: Sharon Carter & Sam Wilson (omg kill me now)

For you: Nick Fury & Korg (I'm so sorry)

I'll reblog this post with my story when it's written 😭😬

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For your ship game - you to write, list 1, numbers 16 & 38 :) have a nice day

16 - Ava Starr (Ghost)

38 - Wong

Okay, here goes...

Wong didn't know why he was so nervous - he was the Sorcerer Supreme. He'd fought all sorts of people and beings, in all sorts of dimensions. Nothing phased him. Until now.

He was on his first date ever.

It wasn't that he wasn't ever asked on a date before now, it was that he had been a master of the mystical arts for as long as he could remember and he had higher duties. A higher calling. He wasn't bothered about earthly things like dating.

That was, until he met Ghost. Or Ava, as she kept reminding him. They met at a party following the battle with Thanos. Scott had introduced them, after Stephen had introduced Scott to Wong, that was, after Bruce had introduced Stephen to Scott. So she was a friend of a friend of a friend... you get the picture.

And Wong was instantly in love. She was beautiful, witty, sarcastic. Wong was already picturing their little ghost children running around the grounds of Kamar Taj.

So he found himself on a date with her.

"I'm so glad you agreed to this date," Wong said, smiling across the table at Ava.

"Date?"

"I bought you tulips," Wong said, infatuated. He handed a bouquet of tulips across the table to Ava. She grimaced. It was a beautiful grimace.

"Thanks, but-"

"-I think I'm in love with you," Wong said, unable to help himself.

"Thanks, but-"

"- And I think you're so pretty-"

"- I'm a lesbian, Wong."

"So am I."

"You're a lesbian?" Ava questioned, raising her eyebrows.

"For you I'll be a lesbian," Wong replied with a love-struck expression.

"I'm sorry, but... no thanks..."

And she left. Wong's heart was broken. And that's the story of how Wong vowed to never go on another date.

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WTF WTF WTF okay this game is harder than I thought I'm sorry this is SOOO cracky and stupid

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Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

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I think what’s especially ridiculous about all the hate for shipping starker, specifically coming from irond@d fans yelling about their father/son dynamic, is that some of the most blatantly romantic/sexually charged Tony and Peter dynamics I’ve seen have been in irond@d fics. They’re genuinely all over each other in so many of them you could easily read them as just no-smut Starker fics. ESPECIALLY the ones that have big disclaimers about not being starker. (Which makes sense because if you have to loudly insist that your father/son fic isn’t a shipping fic, that probably says something about how you’re writing that dynamic lol.) Just have Peter say dad instead of daddy and you have plausible deniability I guess. I’m convinced a lot of them ship starker but are in denial because they’re too deep in their obsession with performative moral purity. Really hate how much that’s infested fandom in general the last several years.

anyway not trying to start shit with this, people can write Tony and Peter’s relationship however they want. I just wish certain fans agreed on that 🙄

I love your starker content and thank you for your contributions to the fandom!

You're so right lol I seriously don't get the disclaimers about it not being Starker because if it even crosses their mind to PUT the disclaimer then they know something is pretty sus with the character dynamics imo

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Fun Ship Game

I’m bored so

I made a list of MCU characters. You will send me an ask with two numbers, and whichever characters on my list correspond to the numbers you send me, I’ll have to write a (short) ship fic about those two. As you can tell it’s probably going to be extremely random and/or unhinged. Or if you guys wanted to send numbers and I give YOU a ship to write, that could be fun too.

I have two character lists:

• List 1: Phase 1-3 characters excluding villains (except Loki, Zemo and Ghost)

• List 2: Most characters from most movies/shows phase 1 - present. Including villains.

So if you send me an ask with:

• Whether you want me to write it or yourself to write it

• List 1 or List 2

• Two numbers (List 1 between 1 and 55, List 2 between 1 and 110)

And if I give you a pairing you really can’t write you’re allowed to re-request, but the point is to challenge ourselves!

Have fun and let the chaos commence 😊

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Peter is definitely Tony’s favourite intern 🖤

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Tony, seeing to Peter graduating for the MIT with honors and being the star student.

Knowing that the wait was worth it. And the kid is becoming more and more the man he wants to have by his side.

Tony, who waited serene and mature for Peter to discover the pleasures of young adulthood and watched him from afar fool around with so many men that he knew they could never make him as happy as he could.

Peter, who spent his university years suffering from an impossible love for his mentor.

Trying to convince himself that it was a momentary thing and that he could forget it by fucking with other men.

Now, in Tony's expensive sheets, seeing the kid satiated with that beautiful post-orgasm expression. Tony knows it was definitely worth the wait.

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Tony texts Peter „hey we need to get you a new SI badge. Can you send me a picture for it?“

And as a joke Peter sends a picture where he looks absolutely fucked through and has Tony’s come covering his face

It leads to a whole situation with Tony coming over and fucking Peter in his bedroom while May is puttering away in the kitchen

And a few days later when Peter gets his new badge Tony presents him with two badges

One normal and official one with a normal picture of Peter and the second one with the picture first sent him and the words OFFICE SLUT printed in bold letters instead of his name

Peter only wears that one when Tony is fucking him in his office and clips the id badge to one of Peter’s nipples

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I just want to say that you are actually so right and slayful for shipping starker

Idk what these idiots are on, you're so cool and anyone who ships starker (or any other "problematic" ship) is a really cool person that should be afforded grace just the same as any other person

Thank you!

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6/16/2025

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Ah, good old anon hate, or as I like to see it, people who don't care about real people, only want to feel good about themselves being "good people fighting the bad things uwu", and/or desperetly want attention so they say things they know can cause reactions without realizing they won't always be ready for said reactions. Which mean they have no place in fandom or severely misunderstand what it's all about, because fandom is about sharing joy and the love of what we love, not hate on each other. If they're so desperate, and unable to comprehend what an actual real life survivor of CSA can understand (hello anon, one of the actual real life people you use as an argument to try and harm other people, who want nothing more to tell you to shut the fuck up on matters you don't understand), well they shouldn't come in my inbox unless it's to apologize. Because otherwise I have nothing else to say to someone who is no better than the very person who violated me as a kid. Well one last thing: clearly, anon, YOU need therapy.

And to you, fellow Starker shipper: keep doing what you do, you don't deserve this kind of hate, and I hope you took it with an eye roll, because your obssession is much more welcomed than theirs ;) I'd usually not even give such anon any thought, but I myself am waking up, and my inner dragon came out to play XD Seriously though, I do hope you are alright and wish you well <3

I’m so sorry that happened to you ❤️

And thank you. I’m unfortunately used to these antis, it’s just not happened in a really long time so I kinda assumed people had evolved but guess I was wrong 🙄🙄

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Final results are in and looks like we have a clear winner 🤷‍♀️

What I woke up to this morning:

Would be nice of you to come off anon. I know it’s the same person because this is the first anti I’ve had in months (maybe years) and all of a sudden I have 6 hateful messages within 24 hours 🙄

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MCU Peter Parker is literally so cute and sweet and angelic, Tony almost feels bad about taking his virginity. Almost. But taking his virginity just feels too damn good to feel bad about.

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The avengers are critizising Peter and Tony’s relationship. And Peter thinks he’s actually really patient with it

But then they just don’t stop and start saying things like „do you really want to loose your virginity at 19 to a 46 year old man?“

And Peter finally snaps „actually, I lost my virginity at 12 to a 16 year old man. So I think the imagined standard of virtue you assigned to my virginity can’t really get any worse“ before stomping away