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Zooming back to the city from the compound, Tony checked the time.  Good.  He’d be back by early morning, which meant he could fit enough sleep in to be coherent when Peter came by the penthouse.  He had FRIDAY read him his messages as the fields of upstate New York flew past in the darkness.

“Boring,” he called out after the third business message.  “Do I have anything from Peter?”

FRIDAY confirmed.  

“Why didn’t you…always read those first.  Mark those priority.“

“This one just came in boss.”

“Read it.”

“Dear Tony, comma, next paragraph.  Thank you for my amazing birthday dinner.  You were right, it was memorable.  It was a lot of things.  It was really wonderful.  Next paragraph.

“But I don’t think I’ll be back around for a while.  I thought about it a lot, and I 

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Blooded

There's something to the image of Tony, the knight, and Peter his squire.

Peter is a remarkably beautiful boy, but he's an annoyance more than anything to Tony, foisted upon him as a favor to a friend.

But the boy is dutiful and sincere and oh so eager to become a hero

It's not for the glory.

That's the part that kills Tony a little bit every time he thinks about it.

The kid believes in the chivalrous knight propaganda like it might as well be gospel.

To Peter Parker, there is genuine good that can be accomplished all while wielding the great power of a well-forged steel sword.

The most ridiculous part of all of this is that the greenboy's genuine admiration of Tony makes the older, jaded night feel... like a real person rather than a well-armed monster.

There's also the young man's fingers that linger when helping with Tony's armor.

The boy's gaze that lingers too long on his body whenever Tony isn't fully dressed.

Tony enters a jousting tournament after being goaded into it by Sir Justin Hammer and ends up winning.

The boy, stuttering and stumbling over his words, offers to suck his cock when Tony is soaking his aching body in the bath.

Tony accepts only because he doesn't want to damage the boy's self-esteem.

It has nothing to do with his pretty pink lips stretched around his cock.

His hot mouth that Tony was fucking into like it was the juiciest most tight cunt he'd ever get the chance to fuck.

It has nothing to do with the way the boy sucked up and swallowed his seed like it was a prized delicacy.

Nothing to do with the fact that the boy came himself while rutting helplessly against Tony's leg.

Tony fucks the young man's mouth often... he fucks his mouth every day.

Many knights use their squires similarly. He had heard the stories. He'd seen men do it.

It's something else, though... to live it.

The boy is so helpless to his own desire for Tony it's almost shameless.

It's almost addictive.

It is addictive.

It's... dangerous.

The young man trains harder than any squire he has ever seen.

But he brings the same dedication and sincerety to being an absolute cum slut for Tony.

The boy sucks cock so hungrily, so needily, Tony often considers knighting him for it.

They travel together, and Tony uses the boy's willing mouth whenever he feels like it.

He thinks about fucking him a lot but never does.

That would be too much, maybe not for the boy but definitely for Tony. He knows himself.

That's a line Tony is unwilling to cross, and Peter has never dared to ask, so it's not like Tony's regard has been tested regarding the matter at all.

Green boys like Peter squired with experienced knights like Tony are eventually blooded one way or the other.

Sometimes, it's a battle worth fighting. Most other times, it's a trivial waste of life.

Tony may have tainted sweet Peter with his lechery, but he does not want him confronted with the self-hatred that comes with causing death.

But it happens anyway.

It happens despite his best efforts.

Tony earned his knighthood on his own father's land. He'd devised a way to kill more people faster. It was meant as a punishment for his father's unruly bannermen.

He was blooded without ever even seeing the crimson.

He was lauded for his ingenious savagery, and Obadiah Stane asked him to kneel and declared him a knight of the realms.

It's almost vulgar in hindsight.

The boy rescues a peasant girl from rapers.

Tony sees the agony in his beautiful doe eyes shining at him from a blood splattered face.

He didn't even mean to kill them, but they wouldn't leave the girl be.

Tony had wanted the boy spared the blood.

He had wanted to spare the boy his love, too.

He'd failed at both.

So he asks the boy to kneel and knights him then and there. Gods know he's more of a knight than Tony'd ever be.

He takes him back to the camp. Washes the blood off of his body. Rids him of his red-soaked clothes.

Then he kneels for the boy.

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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

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So I was thinking over what Spider-miinu's Canon event would be. He and Peter are bound by DNA, but as the spider becomes more human, Peter's mutation spirals out of control and turns him into a monster. Bonus:

Real quick doodle comparing what this Peter looks like compared to Speeder. (And what Speeder looks like desperate to fill the void without Peter.)

OG Speeder post:

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may and happy tell peter they're taking the entire summer to travel and the idea of spending weeks alone in their apartment alone makes peter want to die. when tony offers to let peter move in for the summer, he doesn't think much of it beyond knowing it makes peter happy.

tony didn't realize how much he was hanging on by a thread until seeing peter just fucking live, just exist and be comfortable and unburdened, makes all his defenses unwind.

peter wears soft clothes, short shorts and long sweaters that become tony's sweaters on laundry days. it's a lot of skin. one day tony puts a hand on peter's thigh absently and feels the muscles tense and ripples under his touch.

peter knows a lot more card games than tony does, the kind of games that you learn at camps and conventions that tony never went to with his peers. he spends lab breaks teaching tony ERS, nines, euchre, flinch, and other games that tony is 99% sure peter is making up just to fuck with him. he talks about how his mother used to like to play dominoes, before she died. tony's grandmother played dominoes. he promises to teach peter. it's easy. he'll hate it.

they get drunk mid-summer and try to shave peter's legs. tony brings it up because of peter's shorts, and it should be kind of sexy but it's just funny because neither of them can focus. peter laughs at the shaky line from the razor and once the shaving cream gets introduced the entire situation devolves into something so childish. if tony, drunk and euphoric, presses a soft kiss into peter's knee while peter is busy trying to guess the chemical make-up, well...his penance is that it tastes like soap.

it's only meant to be for a couple of months, but peter sneaks in more and more items from his own apartment until tony thinks he'll die if the cheesy science mug isn't in his cabinet every morning.

tony spends so long in the lab he forgets what time it in and throws peter's bedroom door open to tell him about the origin of juggling. peter is awake and shouldn't be, but he and tony run out to pick up balls so tony can teach peter how to juggle. tony knew peter would be good at it, but considering that tony learned in college (the second time, to impress a girl) he's offended by how quickly peter outclasses him. he spends the last few hours before dawn trying to hit the balls with paper footballs.

peter comes back from patrol one night with a cat under his arm. he says her name is fettucine because he founds her in a dumpster covered in noodles and that he is their dumpster cat. and tony is allergic but can't bring himself to say anything. not when peter says she's theirs, or when fettucine is so cute and also a disaster. he gets her a smaller dunce cap to match dum-e. she likes to fall asleep on tony's chest and peter's phone fills with more pictures of tony stark (and the cat, mostly for the cat, of course) than either of them think is a good idea.

and then the summer ends and peter doesn't leave. and tony starts to wonder if he should -- verbally, pointedly, fearfully -- ask peter to stay.

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@ursafootprints it's so damn hot when they start getting intimate on the couch, Peter wearing the MIT sweater... I think he didn't wear jeans but it looked so much better with jeans so I took the freedom 😇

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"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

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He lives!!!

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this outfit made a slut out of me

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