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Theoretical Questions With Starker

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Naive Peter being brushed up against by Tony, each caress getting bolder than the other. Peter thinks that it’s all normal and Tony sees no reason to correct.

It starts out relatively tame with a simple graze against his waist as he stands behind him at his work bench, and a hand at the back of his neck to redirect him to where Tony wants him to look.

This quickly turns into full on back hugs, and Tony resting a hand on Peter’s thigh on the couch during movie night.

Peter thinks nothing of it, convinced that this is just how the older man is, and Tony has no problem indulging in the boy’s oblivious willingness.

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Tony: hey, look I think a healthy dose of hero worship is good for a relationship. A natural aphrodisiac if you will.

Stephen: Tony the “healthy” amount of hero worship in a relationship is NONE

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Tony coming to a realization that Peter is really well-liked amongst older men. Take Stephen Strange, for example. He’s surprisingly nice to Peter. Steve is extra protective of the boy. Or how about that time when he had walked in on Bucky flirting with the boy.

And there was that one time where Tony was out with Peter to celebrate him getting into the college of his choice, and someone who looked about Tony’s age had the audacity to come flirt with Peter right.in.front.of.Tony.

Yep, it definitely doesn’t sit well with Tony that he’s not the only one vying for Peter’s attention 😜

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Peter bringing home the boys he casually dates during college to introduce them to his dad, Tony. Tony thinks none of them are good enough for his brilliant boy, gives them the (extreme) shovel talk and it usually scares them off. Peter pretends not to know why none of his relationships work out as soon as he brings them home, but he’s secretly pleased because he only ever brings them home to kind of piss Tony off.

Sure, it’s fucked up that he enjoys seeing how territorial Tony can get over his own kid.

Because Peter’s a little shit, he decides to test the waters as to how Tony would react to him dating someone much older.

It’s his dad’s go-to place for business-related meetings, and of course Peter had purposely suggested to his date that they should have lunch there. Considering that he’s the Tony Stark’s son, Peter does have some pull of his own and requests for a table that puts him within Tony’s line of sight. He’s a little shit that loves being the centre of Tony’s attention, so he lets his date touch his hands. Accepts the casual hand on his thigh, and feigns interest in whatever it is that he’s saying.

He feigns surprise when they’re informed a few minutes later (a grand total of three minutes) that someone of importance has closed out the entire restaurant. It’s even more obvious when Tony stops by their table and tells the guy to fuck off.

“Dad.”

“You know, Pete, when I said you should broaden your horizons, I didn’t mean dating someone who looks as if they belong in a geriatric home.”

“He’s only 45!”

“Really? A bit too early to be having tha tiny bald spot at 45, don’t you think?”

“Dad.” Peter snorts. “I know you’re always saying I deserve the best. But finding someone who can provide and take care of me the way you do is damn near impossible. And you know that. I’m starting to think that you secretly like it that you’re the only one capable of doing so.”

Tony grins at Peter in that infuriatingly cheeky way of his, leaning back comfortably against his chair, “I don’t think it’s ever been a secret, Pete. Do you really need anyone else when you’ve got your daddy?”

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May disappears in the Blip, but Peter doesn't.

Of course Tony takes him in. They're like family, right?

Of course Tony makes sure he eats enough.

Of course he picks out clothes to dress Peter in.

And when Peter has nightmares, of course Tony lets him sleep in his bed, body flush against his own.

They're just like family, right?

Right?

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Had to make a starker version of this meme I saw on Twitter 🖤

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There's like ten years between the two versions of Tony (can't choose won't choose 😭💖 the older is more accurate I guess )

Oh lorddddd I missed drawing them so much,, I'm super busy, but I finally made time to draw them as a belated 'birthday gift' to myself 🥹💕

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The "Smug Sugar Daddy" Expression on Tony's face gets me everytime:

And the twinking, amazed and surprised "Sugar Baby" look on Peter's face is a cherry on top.

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Tony gains a bit of weight and the media being the media runs articles saying “he definitely won’t win sexiest men alive like this haha”

And Tony genuinely doesn’t care at all but Peter turns into an angry chihuahua when he sees the first article like this and starts fuming and ranting and threatening whoever wrote that

Tony is just watching him amused before eventually intervening by saying “babe it’s fine. It literally has no meaning for anything”

But Peter isn’t easily calmed down because “have they looked at you!!!! You look fucking fantastic. The hottest you’ve ever looked! But those fucking brainless idiots would probably prefer you how you were when you came back half starved to death after six months in Afghanistan! These fucking assholes! I’m going to go down there and I’m going to end them!!!”

At which point the amusing scene turns into Tony trying to stop Peter from murdering people

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We always write about Fanboy Peter. Why not Fanboy Tony? Over that pretty boy popstar Peter Parker. It's so underrated. Give me Tony using all his connections to be the first one to get all of Peter's official merch and even a one of one doll signed by the boy. One thing's for sure though, Tony's a coward because he never makes any move to meet Peter in person, until he does... *cue stuttering Tony Stark* *cue amused and shy Peter Parker*

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Peter: about to do something dangerous lol

Tony, 20 miles away, sitting up in a cold sweat:

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OHHHHHHHHHH MY FREAKING GOD, WHAT????????????????????

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Meant to post this last night but I fell asleep XD

But I’m literally so excited to see what’s going to come of the news with Robert as Doctor Doom… like, what in the world would Peter think!

I cannot help but imagine Peter pushed between Doom and Tony (god even better if they’re both in their respective gears 😩), with silver, red, and gold metal shinning to boot. Two expressionless faceplates staring one another down as Peter feels a warm (or cold?) chest against either shoulder.

Is he trying to stop them? Or are his cheeks flushed and his eyes wide with…

Anticipation?

Perhaps even a hint of arousal as Tony’s ironman grip clings to his bicep, protective of course, as always—but with a bit more possession now that he’s older—as if he needed to show Doom in more ways than one who the boy really belonged to.

Can totally imagine Tony being resurrected and having a whole continuous “what the hell is going on” moment throughout ha. What with being brought back from the dead, his new found yet deep rooted feelings for Peter developing, and on top of that tasked with opposing a villain that looks just like him. Goodness.

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Holy fuck ya’ll, I’m digging it all so much

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That scene in SIM Tony Starker fics where Peter finds out and is initially scared and Tony goes-

"No, never you. I never want you to be afraid of me" and grovels at Peter's feet? Goooooood stuff.