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u know what a rly good cuticle softener is??? micellar water
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let my dad try salt & vinegar chips once and asked him to guess the flavour and he said "citric acid"
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i hate having big bones why can't i just be small and cute like the other girls
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my mom has a huge problem where she either oversalts or undersalts the food she makes and everytime she undersalts it i hold the salt grinder up to her like i'm showing her lip gloss in a makeup tutorial
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anxiety is eating me up rn🤞
#do i even wanna talk abt this dawg#I'm scared of my bf finding out ome things from my past#a part of me hopes it never happens#a part of me wants to one day tell him#a big part of me is scared he'll break up with me if he finds out#it's something traumatising that happened to me when i was 14#and also something i went through when i was 19-20#separate events#both things i don't want to think about let alone talk about let alone talk about to him#I'm so fucking anxious dawg
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I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
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I come from a culture that has no nudity taboo - nudity is not considered inherently sexual, or somehow traumatising to witness. What that means in practice is that there is a clearly drawn line between sexual and non-sexual nudity. There is nothing wrong or inappropriate about nudity in a sexual context, and nothing wrong or inappropriate about nudity in a non-sexual context. However, it is 100% inappropriate to be nude in a situation where it is not obvious from context whether this is sexual or not.
I've seen random kids who briefly escaped from their parents bolt across a public park buck-ass naked after they were playing in the water fountain and their parents were in the middle of changing their kid from wet clothes to dry clothes when the small nudist escaped. Changing your small kid's clothes right there in public is ok because there is obviously nothing sexual about a child whose clothes got wet. But although people will have baby pictures of their kids in the bath or just running around the house like that because sometimes little apes hate clothes for some reason, it's considered common sense to not share those pictures on facebook mom groups and such, because you have no way of knowing who's seeing them, and that blurs the line of context.
It all boils down to the clearly defined context. Bathing nude in the same sauna with five of your co-workers at the office christmas party? Clearly nonsexual, therefore completely fine. Your friend-with-benefits inviting you to come over and opening the door in nothing but a doggy collar and the most porn-scented perfume? Clearly sexual, therefore completely fine. A woman checking her breasts for lumps in the gym lockers just before or after a shower? Clearly non-sexual, therefore completely fine.
But if you went to the bank today and there's some guy who walks in and immediately strips naked, doing his banking business wearing nothing but a deep smile and being clearly very content with this situation, you have no way of telling whether he's getting kicks out of this or not. There is no contextual reason for him to be nude. Therefore, that is inappropriate.
Then you go home and post on tumblr - as one does - going like "there was some dude completely fucking buck-ass naked in the bank today. That was fucking weird and I wish he had not done that." And someone immediately swoops into inform you that actually nudity is not inherently sexual or inappropriate, and there are cultures out there that have no nudity taboo. It's not fair to call somebody a freak for something like that, maybe that guy was just finnish.
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i've been sick since feb 3rd,,,, this is crazy.
#every week it feels like i start a new cycle of this cold/flu#last night was so fucking horrible at my boyfriends house i felt so sick#so now we agreed to try something new#we're taking a break from hanging out for a few days#today and tomorrow probably#today so i can rest and tomorrow because it's a holiday#and after that we're going to be hanging out in the morning#because thing spending all night together thing is horrible#we end up staying up till 5 or falling asleep and waking up a bunch of times#and then going straight from sleep to going outside in the cold#we're physically not letting ourselves rest and heal this cold/flu#it's horrible#now the plan is to hang out in the morning and only to hang out at night if we plan to sleep over#also we usually go to this bar to hang out and play billiards every night and then go to hang out#which ends up being from 9 to 12 at the bar and then from midnight to 5am at his house#now we're going to only do the bar and not every night#this way we'll save some money too#and have more energy overall#this is going to be good for us#i'm excited to get better#i'm gonna go to bed in a tiny bit
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retroactive jealousy i hate u !!!
#why am i like this#i hate being like this !!#i wish i could just not care about it but i can't !!!!!#we didn't even know abt eachother back then and yet i feel sick#it's not even anything major#my bf showed me a pic of him and this friend who he told me in the past he had held hands with when they were on a friend trip together#this past summer#and his friend sent him the pic and it was a goofy little pic of them together and his friend said smth like 'wow she made u do that'#and my bf replied 'pussy makes u do anything' which first of all gross i thought he was better than that#and secondly#he never told me he liked her#he told me she held his hand bc she was drunk#now he claims he doesn't like her at all bc of something she did back then on the trip that made him loose all respect for her#and like#i'm scared to ask more#but i'm like 80% sure that she probably gave him back and head scratches bc thats like the first thing he asked for when we got together#and i feel like he would take any opporotunity to get his head scratched bc he loves it sm#and i do not want to think about him getting head scratches from someone else tyvm#i wish this feeling would just go away#i got a new keyboard and my nails are super long so it's simultaniously (whatever) easier and harder to type#give me tips on retroactive jealousy
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bc my bf is a pt I've been going to the gym quite consistently the last few months and i am pleased to announce to everyone that I have defined abs now
#still no ass tho#i do abs maybe once a week if i feel like it#i train ass and legs x3 a week#why am i built like this
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I'm going to have a mental breakdown over this actually because we don't know if I have it yet, however I gave him oral before we read up on the fact that it's infectious before an outbreak
now i have to live with the knowledge that I might have just given my boyfriend genital herpes, and the only way to know is to wait a few weeks to see if anything happens
just noticed a herpes thing on my bfs lip after kissing him all day
#with my ocd i don't think I'll ever feel clean#21years i managed to go without getting a cold sore and now in the span of 2 days i managed to potentially get and spread it in the worstway#i literally don't think i can deal with this
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this looks like shit i hate myself

i didn't get my boyf anything big for valentines day and I feel so fucking guilty cause apparently he got me smth and i can't explain how much i fucking hate myself
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i didn't get my boyf anything big for valentines day and I feel so fucking guilty cause apparently he got me smth and i can't explain how much i fucking hate myself
#i just got him a pair of sony headphones for his birthday 2 weeks ago so I'm fucking out of money dawg#but like#i feel so shitty#omfg i can't explain#he said don't buy me anything big so I didn't and now i feel bad#i don't even know what to get him#I'm such a bad girlfriend I'm gonna cry#i got him a little gift basket with a teddy bear and a flower and a bunch of chocolate#it doesn't feel like enough#I'm gonna kms
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just noticed a herpes thing on my bfs lip after kissing him all day
#he says he doesn't have herpes#never had it before#i don't have it#....#one friend kept mixing up their glasses a week ago#and now he has a cold with a fever and a herpes thing on his lip#gonna kill that friend of his#i cannot believe i might have just gotten herpes
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i got it bitches!!!!!
my period is like a week late and I'm getting a lil nervous I'm gonna b honest
#only took 6hrs#everytime i post abt not getting my period on here i get it within the same day#love u guys ik ur all rooting for me and I'm doing the same for u#sending good cosmic energy ur way
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my period is like a week late and I'm getting a lil nervous I'm gonna b honest
#last 3 periods I've been stressing and the only thing that makes the stress go away is taking a test#am i rly abt to buy another one
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