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Hen: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Buck

Eddie, looking lovingly at Buck: i don’t have feelings for him

Hen: dude, you are nowhere near my eyes

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CM: EVO 18 SPOILERS

I LOVE Jemily, but we better not get canon Jemily this season. My girl (and the Willifer fans) needs to time grieve. I don’t want it for 2+ seasons, AT LEAST, it wouldn’t be fair on her character or the other fans.

I’ve made jokes but that was BRUTAL, and if they brush it off like BAUgate istg 🤦‍♀️ Paget’s Jemily shirt is cute and exciting, but like let the woman take a breath before we dive into all that. Sending love to all the Willifer fans, this must feel super sucky 🫶.

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"'Cause when...when you care about somebody, you do what's...what's best for them. Even if it sucks for you."

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reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

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ow*n hunt I hope you know the entirety of the lesbian community wants you dead

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🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯Teddy ends up with Sophia Bush's character 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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TEDDY!! that man looks like what a leprechaun shits out after he eats too many carrots! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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im actually thinking so much about masc lesbian nick miller

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reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

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turns out uhaul gays are literally the opposite of uhaul lesbians. build a relationship for six years and then pack your shit up and move away.

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so buck said i'm not choosing the wrong couch again and just fucking moves in. insane play buckley

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People saying Eddie would be abusive towards Buck?

I’m putting y’all in time out until you behave also if I were to knock on your head it would echo how stupid are you

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I think sometimes people forget buck was a child neglected by his parents. A child who thought hurting himself for attention was better than being ignored. There is no universe in which buck looks at eddie's decision and does anything but respect it. He's sad as hell for sure and he's spiraling because eddie is his tether to rationality a lot of the time, but he doesn't think eddie is doing him some disservice. To be honest, I imagine he respects it more because nothing is wrong with chris... he's not hurt or anything like that... and eddie still wants to go through this huge upheaval of his life. He is willing to sacrifice anything for his son. Buck thinks Eddie is the best dad, and he vocalizes this often. Buck watched Eddie's hands twitch as he told him he was thinking about moving. He saw the fear in eddie's face, the indecision, and Buck chose to jump into the mess with him. So yeah he's sad. But Buck doesn't think Eddie is the villain. And the fandom shouldn't project that on Buck's behalf either.

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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The interesting thing about the "if you’re asking me to choose between you and my son" line is that Buck isn't doing that at all. Not once has he said, or even implied that he wanted Eddie to choose. This is Eddie projecting, because he is choosing and he hates it! Of course he's going to choose Chris every time, but it's killing him that he has to choose at all!

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so apparently 911 is just fanfic now? okk, here's my submission/theory:

Eddie has left and Buck is now officially moved in. Buck feels weird about sleeping in Eddie’s room, so he sleeps on the couch (cause why not? he loves that couch!) and he kinda realizes he has more feelings about living in Eddie’s house without Eddie than he originally thought but that makes him sad so he shoves them down. Cue the return of s1 slut era buck!! Buck starts sleeping around again, hookups but he obviously doesn’t bring them back to Eddie’s (now his) house. And during like a montage of hookups someone suggests going his (buck’s) place but Buck shoots him/her down. So Buck is crashing out, he hooks up, he comes back to Eddie’s house, Eddie is gone, he sleeps on the couch, he is sad kicked puppy in burning animal shelter. Now at some point someone (likely a member of the 118, my guess would be Hen) notices the return of s1 buck tendencies and tries to talk to him about it but he probably just insists he’s fine, its not a problem, & he runs when they try and connect it to Eddie leaving. That night, Buck goes out again, he and someone (probably a guy, possibly even physically reminiscent of Eddie cause why not?) they almost hook up, Buck stops it, not being able to stop hearing what Hen said to him. So he goes home alone and like the sad kicked puppy he is, and he falls on the couch. BUT he can’t fall asleep, he’s uncomfortable (he’s been sleeping on a couch for weeks now), and he can’t stop thinking about Eddie (he's like right on the cusp of realizing his feelings might not totally platonic but he cannot get there). So he gets up, he goes into Eddie’s room and he falls asleep in Eddie’s bed (also that uhaul looks tiny so I get to say it’s the same bed)

soooo.... do i write this or just wait for the show to do it for me???

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THE PARALLEL WITH BUCK STAYING AT ABBEY’S AND HIM STAYING AT EDDIE’S!!! BUT EDDIE ACTUALLY COMES BACK FOR HIM

(I’m going to loose my fucking mind)

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manifesting california by chappell roan to be featured in 8b during eddie’s crisis moving to tx/leaving buck