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In a fight. Unless the first years turn out to be 90% female, then it could go either way.

Wait actually extremely important question-

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I’m taking over Wormblr and Wardblr

Handing out vials for my loyal viziers.

Giving powers symbolic of traumatic personal character arcs to the peasantry!!!

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We've all been there.

“Oh, I wouldn’t say that,” Tristan softly said. “See, people tend to think they’ve got the line on Song Ren because she is polite and methodical and orderly.” He gestured at the wall. “They look at the sum of that and think – oh, here is a reasonable woman. I know her kind. She takes orders and respects ranks, she follows rules. Obedient souls like her are the backbone of every standing thing in the world.” He lifted the knife, pointed it at Tozi and shook it like a wiggling eyebrow. “The problem there is that Song Ren is not, in fact, a reasonable woman,” Tristan informed her. “She is a complete lunatic.” Because Song believed. All those platitudes people mouthed, the rules and philosophies and prayers? She took them with the utmost seriousness. The girl born in a world broken just for her name, a land of blame and dead ends, she’d looked beyond for something to hold on to. For anything to keep from drowning in that sea of hatred. And all there’d been was principles, so that was what she clutched in her death grip. Song wasn’t Angharad, who danced around her own rules with a mirror-dancer’s grace. When she believed, it was the harsh inevitability of a bullet going down the barrel of a gun.

I like that Tristan thinks Song is crazy for genuinely holding to principles, and not because of that time she got so stressed by getting a Bad Grade In School that she stabbed a guy a couple dozen times in the face

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Funnily enough, it is also Aloy to a T

"She's cracking. She hides it well, but she's one bad day away from a full breakdown."

"Goddammit. None of us can afford that right now."

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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PSA for leftists who drive

As much as I appreciate the sentiment and boldness, you should NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES put blatant ACAB (and general far left) bumper stickers on your car. You WILL be pulled over for a bullshit reason, and if you are pulled over for a legitimate reason you'll likely be arrested OR WORSE instead of just being written a ticket or a warning. Doubly so if you're a poc and/or visibly queer (ESPECIALLY transfems & people read as transfems).

I've been victim to police brutality on two separate occasions, in one of which I was nearly shot because my car window was broken and couldn't roll down. For your safety, you should do everything in your power to avoid provoking cops when you are in a situation where you are alone with them.

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so the Bi's get... Bolt actions and Pepsi?

do lesbians deserve rights

I think so, but perhaps a different set of rights than mine. Like maybe lesbians are allowed to own semiautomatic rifles, but they can’t drink my Diet Coke, or something

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I do not speak french, but I'm pretty sure I agree with you.

Sting ? STING ? JE HURLE C'ÉTAIT BIEN STING !!!!!! PUTAIN MAIS LA TUERIE C'EST QUOI CETTE SÉRIE DE MALADE LÀ ????? DINGUERIE JE HURLE LÀ J'VAIS PAS M'EN REMETTRE SA MÈRE LA PUTAIN DE SES MORTS. JE CHIALE MA RACE À L'INTÉRIEUR. MEILLEUR DUO JE VEUX RIEN SAVOIR.

Silco putain je t'aime. Jinx ma chérie toi et moi we are fucking sadly the same. Putain. Silco meilleur père j'en ai rien à foutre. Jamais il aurait donné Jinx. J'le sais. Jamais il aurait donné Jinx. Putain Silco. Silco t'as raison Jinx est parfaite t'as failli me mettre les larmes enculé. Silco putain... Jinx putain... Comment elle va vivre avec ça ma bichette ? Même s'il la rassuré en agonisant et tout en mode « c'est pas ta faute » et tout plus belle déclaration d'amour. Il aura essayé de la protéger jusqu'au bout. Putain. SILCO JE REFUSE MAIS EN MÊME TEMPS C'EST TROP BIEN QU'ELLE T'AIT TUÉ. Putain. J'écoute la musique en boucle je HURLE PUTAIN. Putain... J'me répète mais putain. Wah. Et cette musique là c'est pour me tuer.

J'ai dit à mon père c'est la première j'en ai rien à foutre des personnages gays + la masc me sort par les yeux il m'a dit ah ouais à ce point ? J'ai dit bah oui la salope elle a abandonné sa petite sœur ! Connasse ! Et mon père normal « ah oui c'est pour ça... » parce que évidemment j'ai fait un transfert jamais JAMAIS J'ABANDONNERAI LIAM LA VIE DE MA MÈRE OK ELLE A BUTÉ LA TEAM MAIS OUESH C'EST UNE GAMINE T'ES LA GRANDE SŒUR ET TU L'ABANDONNE J'EN AI RIEN À FOUTRE J'ESPÈRE QUE VI VA CREVER ELLE ME CASSE LES COUILLES SI ELLE AVAIT PAS FAIT ÇA JINX AURAIT PAS AUTANT SOUFFERT. Bref je m'emporte. Je relate tellement sur Jinx ça m'inquiète. Je suis au bout de ma vie. Je hurle. Vraiment la chanson me tue de l'intérieur mais j'aime trop.

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Eh, close enough

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Ok, yeah that makes sense. Thanks for explaining!

I think maybe we need to start calling people who tell us not to vote "Russian psyops." They were am actual thing last time and I think people need to be reminded of how they sound when they try to discourage voting.

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Why is this blockable? Genuinely? The lesser of two evils is still better than the greater. Reducing the impact of non-conservative votes is literally the whole point of gerrymandering. If you dont vote, it isn't a protest, it's the republicans getting what they want.

If I'm missing something here, please explain. But I just dont understand how not voting does anything but play into the hands of the people who want to silence you.

I think maybe we need to start calling people who tell us not to vote "Russian psyops." They were am actual thing last time and I think people need to be reminded of how they sound when they try to discourage voting.

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DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!

this is Hellsite Detective, P.P.I. announcin’ that TUMBLR LIVE IS GONE FROM MY APP YES FINALLY GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FOOL

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i have finished a practical guide to evil. 3 million words in 18 days, which is so fucking normal of me. anyway i'm a hollowed-out wreck of a person and i can't stop smiling

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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Motherfucker! How did I not spot the Phoenix in the background of that shot until now?!

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If PGTE was a musical, they should take it the full nine yards. The world already runs on story logic, well now it runs on Musical logic. All songs are diegetic, and nearby named are obligated to join in. Baiting the enemy into performing a solo in order to line up a killing shot becomes a common strategy. No villainous monologues becomes no villain songs. This could be fucking awsome!

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Jesus christ that's a lot of war. Yeah, I'll stop arguing because it's abundantly clear I know far less on the subject than I thought (damn you Dunning-Krueger).

Thanks for taking the time to respond and educate me.

It’s weird seeing people get offended at mostly silly 9/11 jokes when everyone I know who was living in New York while it happened has encouraged me to make more 9/11 jokes.