So 9 years ago, my sister was very sad because she didn’t get to choose a sticky hand after her dentist appointment.
My mom decided to order some on Amazon.
It was a pack of 250 sticky hands.
I found one behind the sink today.
I’m tired of the sticky hands.
They won’t leave me alone with their stickiness.
IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS AND I STILL FIND THOSE AROUND.
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Had a nightmare Garfield was playing in a bunch of ballets.
Nutcracker? No. GARFIELD.
Swan lake? No. GARFIELD LAKE.
Sleeping beauty? No. SLEEPING GARFIELD.
Beauty and the beast ? No. GARFIELD AND THE BEAST.
Anyways back to bed
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old man in love texting
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(pls have 'em interact again soon 🙏)
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They smoochie
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I am mentally ill and this man is my antidepressants
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i just know hes a whore (/hj)
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Studies I did at ungodly hours of the night
REMINDER THAT COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FEEL FREE TO DM ME!
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