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treenest​:

Arden reached the end of their tether. One way or another, this vampire would leave their forest– burned to a crisp, missing a limb, or clean. The latter would be much easier for the both of them. The last thing the harpy wanted was another undying hound sniffing around their nest, interrupting their way of life.

There was a rush of air as their wings unfurled, lifting them into the air with a few powerful strokes. They snagged the back of Isfet’s shirt with their talons, hoisted him up a foot or two, and dropped him unceremoniously into the shallows of the river.

The unflattering yelp that Isfet let out when he was snatched from the ground was nothing compared to the hoarse holler when he was tossed into the water. It devolved into a sputtering cough, a terrified gasp, and a hurried and clumsy scramble back to the edge and out of the river.

He didn’t have any smarmy remarks this time, and just stayed there on the ‘shore’ on his hands and knees, shaking.

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serifsans​:

“Oh, darling, we don’t have anything with nickel here,” said Jean-Paul in the tone of voice that indicated that the very thought was utterly absurd, a joke. “Though it is the case that even high-end metals may have trace amounts; American white-gold is commonly strengthened with nickel. I prefer pieces made to European standards.”

Of course, this was largely so that Jean-Paul could charge more for it, especially because she had the kind of clientele who would fork over an extra $100, no questions asked, if you told them something was made in Italy. The volph procured a key hidden in their vest pocket and unlocked the jewelry display, pulling out a tray of earrings.

“I’m of the belief that everyone can benefit from a little sparkle and flair in their lives and you know your partner’s tastes better than anyone, but if it’s something you’re concerned about, here, let me show you a few different metals and we can go from there.”

Jean-Paul plucked out a few assorted pieces that fit the somewhat vague criteria, delicately placing them on the counter. Isfet was going to get a lecture on different metals whether he wanted it or not.

Out of habit, Isfet took note of the key without even really noticing - size, color, the general cut of the teeth, where it’d been stowed... - But the jewelry that was pulled quickly took precedence. He hovered his finger over a warm silvery colored set of dangly earrings. “Okay, so this one... does it count as gold or silver...?” He was speaking purely in reference to its champagne color rather than in terms of metal.

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It was another hard day’s work for Elliott Gaillot. He saw things he wasn’t proud of. Did things he wasn’t proud of. Except now, he wasn’t numb. Now, he felt everything he was meant to feel from it. It hurt. He wanted to be done with it. 

Plus, he had someone waiting for him now. Someone who cared where he ended up at the end of the day. Someone who he was waiting to see too.

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This shit hurted

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We got one signature so far folks come on

Petition to make daylight spendings. Do not save the daylight. Get it out of my FACE.

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Petition to make daylight spendings. Do not save the daylight. Get it out of my FACE.

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At this point I've decided to stop trying to understand New England weather patterns. If it's warm and sunny or snowy it doesn't matter I WILL be complaining about it

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it’s for like idk art prints or something idk. i think i figured it out. got it covered 👍

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does anyone have any experience selling things on festsy... like crafts or whatever.... ?

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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sometimes i shuffle my front bottoms playlist and i treat the song that plays like a tarot card

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★ p r e s s   s p a c e   t o   d e p l o y ★

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every damn day

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glad to see we’re all keeping ourselves entertained during these trying times

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What’s he thinking about.................

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what if we were sitting on a bench 🤔 and lookin at the moon 👀 and we were both cats 😳

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His name is Cooper and you have to be nice to him