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phucking hate when you pick up a 3 hole punch & it cums everywhere. fuck off with your circles

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Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

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I don't care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.

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tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

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why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down 

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I'm building my power.

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you wanna do overtime? idk man seems kinda gay to me. who you staying for? other men?

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trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

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reached a point in my relationship where ill be in a cozy sleepy call with my gf and she just starts saying shit like "puts a straw on you and drinks you and swishes you around in my mouth then spits you out like a fountain and it makes a rainbow and you turn into a puddle on the floor and i play around on it" and im like damn youre insane. im obsessed with you forever good lord

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lays on the ground

wish i could use this site on a regular basis again instead of simply binging once every other fortnight but alas... im but a man wandering the hallowed halls of life and this door looks the same as others 

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they should make it easier

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wait people sleep with their doors closed????

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Oh bippo!

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The most well-known image I ever drew from the year 2000

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