#me @ myself

[mooncrisisdepression]

The fandom collectively sort of agreed that Zelda was a bad cook without a lot of evidence

That was until Age of Calamity came along and actually proved the fandom right!

However, there is a side quest in Tears of the Kingdom that implies she can cook actually

And the only reasonable explanation to this is that Link taught her, obviously

[nebulousghosts]

Work daddy day outfit

[horrificmoans]

Which view do you like?

[ghost-nebulae]

Come have a seat on my lap.

[jiradevan]

[samantabrzozowska]

“Every mermaid dreams of 

spending a few days on land,

so I give this pleasure to myself.”

~ Sam

[backoff-warchild-srsly]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[mooncrisisdepression]

Nobody panic, but they just revealed the cover art for the 2023 summer edition of the Nintendo Magazine and it's perfection

[nebulousghosts]

Lap or chest?

[horrificmoans]

Which one of us gets cuffed and which one of us gets blindfolded?

[ghost-nebulae]

You look so cute on your knees

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[samantabrzozowska]

“Believe or not, but you 

are connected with all of us.

We live in one love, and we 

will go to the same PARADISE.”

~ Sam