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Who’s the best when it comes to handling Sari when she’s cranky?

Sari, when she throws tantrums, is a loud vibrating ball of anger who cannot be held with hands that are smaller than her entirety. She shrieks, she thrashes, and goes for so long that they would need a bot with an astounding amount of patience.

No it isn't Prowl.

The first month or so, it definitely isn't Prowl. He Can't deal with the screeching, and every time she starts to have a tantrum she never seems to listen when he says "calm down" and he cannot manage to hold her still long enough (not that it would have worked regardless) to get her to calm down.

Prowl is probably the worst person to leave Sari with the first month or so in general since that guy has only just started watching the nature documentaries. Not to mention hes caused Bee and Bulk to panic before by disappearing and trying to teach her to meditate in a tree. But that's for later.

Ratchet is second to no, he outright refuses to try when shes throwing a tantrum. "I already deal with my fair share of yelling and yapping from the rest of you, I don't need this thing to be doing it in my audials, at double the decibels."

Bee, eeh, second place, but he spends more time trying to fix the problem and doesn't yet have the patience to wait it out. It takes him only a little amount of time to categorize what cry means what, surprisingly enough though. Once he figures it out it takes someone else noticing before he goes "I thought you guys knew that was the toy cry?"

No, no, the best person in the first month or so to deal with her tantrums? Everyone agrees its,

hes got the hands and the patience (fear, really) to deal with the screaming toddler. really, he tries everything he can if Bee hasnt figured out what the cry means, and goes straight to what he says if he does. but other than that, he just holds her and deals with the screams until she dies down or calms down.

After said month of getting used to a baby and reading the human manuals "babies for dummies", they stop leaving her with bulkhead, only cuz he gets stressed too, and kept on staying stressed till she wasn't in his arms anymore. he managed to open up to bee about it, how he didn't like it and all that, and bee told prime, who by now had a better understanding of how to care for sari and didn't have that fear of hurting her no more too (after close calls). if she was just crying to cry, things are too much and the problem cant be fixed right away, or at the very least in minute,

she gets placed with Optimus. who turns his audial aids down to a bearable while shes crying, and has the patience to wait it out. not to mention its perfect when its nap time and she refuses to sleep.

he refuses to move, and its not like she can refuse sleep that long. especially after a good cry. they nap together.

bee has a lot of photos of this happening.

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"damn I should probably go to sleep."

What if you draw bulkhead without the thermal under his crop top 👁️👁️

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"one more doodle."

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tfa humanformers

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Eyo! Congrats on surviving high school!

HAA, AHAHAA! THANKS!

I DON'T THINK I'M TAKING IT TOO WELL ACTUALLY

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Full Disclosure — Bumblebee (& Sari?)

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His greed. It knows no bounds.

makes me sick.

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Absolutely obsessed with @madamadamiu’s cat shelter au, I just HAD to draw my boy Swerve

HC: Swerve knows a lot of tricks in hopes of impressing any potential adopters, one of those is his ability to open doors/cabinets and windows, it’s just that he’s too small to reach the knob/lock most of the time.

*i turn to leave but then trip and angst fell out my pocket like pennies*

The Swerth ™️ incident, where Swerve managed to open a window and ran outside, going missing for weeks and sending everyone spiraling trying to find him because there’s been reports of Swerve being sighted near areas with feral dogs.

It took some time (and a lot of treats and food set outside) but they do manage to find him, dirty and hungry but thankfully unharmed.

The cats in the shelter are noticeably more clingy towards Swerve after the situation happened.

Though there is a lone pit bull wandering around outside the cat shelter, seemingly looking through the cat patio whenever Swerve is there.

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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AU where Sari meets and accidentally wakes Megatron before the events of the show and tries to befriend him

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My fucking pants are gone cuz I apparently scratched myself so much I'm making scabs. Damnit this isn't sigma man.

Though the tupenú is nice. Gonna doodle and conk the fuck out for like 4 hours.

I'm chugging juice boxes fast enough to throw concern around if it was anything else but godDAMNIT Im stress sipping.

Kona peed on my bed twice, and when I went to the kitchen AFTER I CLEANED IT ALL (plus in general made my bed look good) to get another juice I invited her back in cuz god forbid, I love her, she gets in my bed and pees again.

Currently it's 20 to 4 am and I'm cleaning my comforter and whatever the second layer of a bed is after the one with stretchy edges.

God fucking damnit.

I'm taking the last two juice boxes and double sipping.

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I'm chugging juice boxes fast enough to throw concern around if it was anything else but godDAMNIT Im stress sipping.

Kona peed on my bed twice, and when I went to the kitchen AFTER I CLEANED IT ALL (plus in general made my bed look good) to get another juice I invited her back in cuz god forbid, I love her, she gets in my bed and pees again.

Currently it's 20 to 4 am and I'm cleaning my comforter and whatever the second layer of a bed is after the one with stretchy edges.

God fucking damnit.

I'm taking the last two juice boxes and double sipping.

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Guys I think my Steven universe phase is coming back. Guys. Guys help. My ocs- they- they're coming. I see them, in the horizon.

Fuck.

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Earthspark Bee should silently crash out. Just-- hear me out, she's a fucking crash out queen, has it down to an art.

He's the best for a reason, strong, efficient, but also incredibly obedient and capable of pushing down her own feelings just to get the job done. The "golden scout".

I saw something about her just being an eldest daughter and it resonated with me because yeah! He gets called back into what is basically his longest friend's circle after being in hiding just to get a bunch of kids dumped on him randomly!

(No hate to the kids they didn't really have a choice at the time either. I also have beef with the human characterization but that's for another time.)

Sure he loves those kids, it's natural that people come to love and bond with who they are supposed to care for, not to mention being the people he ends up hanging out with the most after being brought out of the exile Optimus (mind you) put him in. All of his skills, all of his wants pushed aside just to teach a few kids. Kids that you need to push a lot of things down for. Kids that, even if you love them, drive you up the wall because their human counterparts are barely disciplined and actually really don't listen to Bee in the first place.

Again, reiterating, I like earthspark, I like the concept, but like most others, it went downhill after season one. And even then there were so many problems with the way the humans were characterized. Just.... Just a note for later guys.

Back to the main point of this post, Bee needs to yell at his superiors. Sure, he still works under them, but he's really good at what he does and it would take forever to find a suitable replacement. Not to mention they are his friends. They should listen when he clearly has problems with what they are telling him to do. I need to freshen up on a few things about it but, for real, the "I want to talk to adults" bit he says is so fucking true. It's so true it hurts so much. He needs to disappear for a few days and leave the terrans with Optimus and them to mentor, for more than just those fleeting moments where they see the kids at their best and not at their worst like Bumblebee does.

Let them experience a tantrum, huffy sassy attitude instead of only getting gawked at.

I'm probably missing a lot of stuff, so feel free to correct me but don't try to tell me about Bee being Optimus' son. As much as I enjoy that I don't really see it here. Not in earthspark, or a lot of stuff lol.

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Y'all think they'd be friends?

I sure think so.

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I appreciate it but why they gotta pat so hard froggie whyyy....

Why the hell is my discomfort going up my spine.

It feels like I needa throw up.

I'm just gonna write.

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Why the hell is my discomfort going up my spine.

It feels like I needa throw up.

I'm just gonna write.