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do you think they're coworkers

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Gerard Way: THIS SONG IS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. IM SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN MY GUITARISTS THROAT WHILE WE PERFORM IT. IM COVERED IN BLOOD AND I KEEP TOUCHING MYSELF. VISIBLE ERECTION THROUGH THESE TIGHT WOMENS JEANS

every teen magazine putting him on a highlighter yellow and pink splash page with Katy Perry and The Jonas Brothers: we just think he’s neat

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I just like to think about Caleb, in the future, living in a little townhouse in Rexentrum. Full of arcane trinkets, and spell components and the jacket Beau forgot when she came round for dinner. Walls plastered with Jester and Luc’s drawings, cat beds everywhere, traditional heavy Zemnian blankets from Astrid and spiralling crochet throws clearly from Xhorhas and cushions Kingsley found amusing in various markets on a squidgy leather sofa and mismatched armchairs. An extension into the garden with a little classroom in it, papers never quite contained to a study full of books and a coat rack in the hallway that’s constantly in use. A hundred different teas in the cupboard and recipes scribbled in different hands on the backs of all different stained pages. The little garden with planters of veg and pots of herbs and a sun-bleached wooden bench and forget-me-nots growing along the fence. A spare room that’s never vacant long enough to gather dust. Marks in the floor from Fjord repeatedly forgetting he wasn’t on a ship and the vase Yasha is always refilling. Thank you cards and gifts from students - carved cat figurines and mugs and silly little jokes. A feather of Kiri’s on a beaded chain she made. Books and books and books, bought by himself and others on every topic under the sun.

A house where he can finally be surrounded by and reminded of all the lives Caleb touched.

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Pick a song for every letter of your URL

S- St Louis by Moon Hooch

T- Turn Your Back by Billy Talent

E- Eat That Up, It's Good For You by Two Door Cinema Club

A- All I Wanted by Paramore

M- Map of the Problematique by Muse

P- Paper Machete by Queens of the Stone Age

O- O My Heart by Mother Mother

W- Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

E- Everlong by Foo Fighters

R- Read My Mind by The Killers

E- Easily by Red Hot Chili Peppers

D- Dirty Rotten Bastards by Green Day

S- Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

K- Keep Your Hands Off My Girl by Good Charlotte

E- Excuse Me by Nothing But Thieves

L- Lane Boy by Twenty One Pilots

E- eez-eh by Kasabian

T- Twin Skeletons by Fall Out Boy

O- Own My Mind by Måneskin

N- Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley (hahaha fuck you get rickrolled)

S- Satellite by Rise Against

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Update to this: when I made this post I was keeping up with episodes via the YouTube uploads (because I can't watch them live at 3am UK time lmao). So all I had to go off was the current Tumblr meltdown. I managed to catch the last hour of the rebroadcast this evening. And that is probably the first time I've cried at a piece of media in 10 years. Holy shit.

Right when I was beginning to fall behind on campaign 3. Right when I was thinking I'd just go listen to candela obscura instead. Sam Riegel, you cannot keep getting away with this.

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måneskin isnt just eyeliner and homoerotisism. they r also italian <3

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Caduceus Clay 99% of the time: I have healing spells to save my friends, I'll cast bless so you guys get a d4, protection spells, general status effects to make the fight easier

Caduceus Clay 1% of the time: I'm tired and frustrated so have a fuck-ton of necrotic damage right in your face, please die.

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Right when I was beginning to fall behind on campaign 3. Right when I was thinking I'd just go listen to candela obscura instead. Sam Riegel, you cannot keep getting away with this.

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Taliesin on 4SD: "Orym is the only one in this group with a working moral compass."

Ashton: Never take copper. You take gold regardless, and silver if they're an asshole, but you never take copper.

Ashton: It doesn't matter if the Ruby Vanguard are making good points about the gods. They're hurting innocent people to get what they want, and that's reason enough to stop them.

Ashton: *is super apologetic and upset that they have to knock out Elder Barthie to protect him from being discovered by the Imperium*

Ashton: Remember that we're here as guests. We are going to follow the instructions of the people who have already figured out what they need.

Me: *side-eyeing Ashton real hard* Orym’s the only one with a working moral compass? Mm'kay. 🤨

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Taliesin Jaffe TTRPG characters:

hands a full page prose of The Horrors™ that is the characters past to the game master, with a sticky note on top with a winky face that reads "just fuck me up"

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M9: "sometimes we don’t want to deal with a violent fight so we just polymorph our opponent into something harmless and embarrassing and leave"

BH: "we also have a non-violent method! We put our enemies in The Hole"

M9: "oh neat! And then you leave before they can climb out?"

BH: "what no we forget about them until they run out of air and die horribly"

M9:

BH: "there are so many bodies down there"