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are you guys closed?

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I'M SENSING SOME NINTENSION HERE.

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

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cookie jar.

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Short staffed

My coffee shop currently  has 8 employees... including the manager and general managers daughter. dx

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How I take an idea, and use Photoshop to make it beautiful.

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So, today was my first day out of training and at my home store. Since the bus route is not only expensive, but also a tad dangerous, I decided to use the bike I was gifted in the spring.

Not only did I underestimate my stamina and the severity of the hills in this state, but it was cold enough...

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I made magic the gathering lands based around coffee today.

I'm pretty proud of them. I actually made an entire deck based around coffee, and all the pictures are from my work.

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I played a prank today guys

I was training this girl on the register and I told her to be careful “of secret shoppers” (which we don’t have). I told her that they always order tall nonfat mochas, but as a rule, they have to reveal themselves if you say the “code word,” which was “dinosaur.” So every time a customer ordered a tall nonfat mocha I would hear her whisper “dinosaur.”

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The Sour woman

Today a woman came in to [store omitted] and asked what the cheapest pound of coffee was. I told her that there was a price list at the back of the store, but i would need to scan them for me to find out the price. 

so she went to the back of the store, grabbed as many pounds of coffee as she could fit in her scrany little arms, and said:

"scan them all, and tell me which is the cheapest"

I proceeded and as I discovered that our [blend omitted] was the cheapest, she said: "do i get a town employee discount?"

well no, i said. but if you get a membership card, after the purchase of 10 coffees we give you 1 free, that's kind of like a discou~ 

"Well you should."

she continued being a nusance until she eventually bought the pound of coffee. and started pestering the shift lead.

she lingered for about an hour complaining about everything before eventually departing.

the staff rejoiced at her leaveing and high-fived and congradulated on keeping our cool and smiling the whole time.