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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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Wait this was Not the description there before

Oh okay

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Oh okay

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canceled my prime membership today

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I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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When Uni was a kitten

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roxy doodle before i go to nkotr war

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dorian revives 500 years earlier and instead is trying to kill a toddler

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No Name Runaway

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skittles update is i got her a hat

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we were never apart

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”