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favorite thing to do with emojis is making the rat do stuff such as 🚬🐀, 🎺🐀, 🎤🐀… she’s my talented cosmopolitan bitch from the underground subways of new yawrk city

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Had enough of bath time thanks

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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

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my empire of gurt.. i will slurp you down. i will make you purp

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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I saw the wokest minds of my generation convinced that women being objectified is feminist praxis

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“So, pop quiz, Mr. Parrish. Three things that appear in the vicinity of ley lines?”

“Black dogs,” Adam said indulgently. “Demonic presences.”

“Camaros,” Ronan inserted.