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holy shit is this gorgeous.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: UM, WHAT ARE YOU?

Be the only person in the room who is asked for their pronouns.

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Apple cakes <3 They were so good.

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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Catholicism is an expirement to see if ocd can be lab created

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The anxiety of the internet

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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big if true

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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Working part time at my mom’s office and there’s a baby goat today. For some reason.

Don’t know why, don’t care why. All I know is cute and tiny and cuddles

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people say it’s just a game… tch

to me, it’s a canvas

and baby?

i’m fucking the vinci

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its beginning to become that time of year where my heart starts pounding and my head gets lighter and its warm all the time and just ughhh