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someone put this on Ao3 or something like omd

sheriff stilinski: you want to date stiles?

derek: yes.

sheriff stilinski: and why should i let you date my son?

derek: because i can’t get him pregnant

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Stiles:How do i tell rabbits that i’m a friend and don’t want to eat them?

Derek:Rabbits are dumb,stiles.Why do you want them as friends?

Stiles:I want more non killing,threatening and violent animal friends

Derek:What about me?

Stiles:YOU?! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF KILLING,THREATENING AND VOILENT, DEREK!!

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Question

who in your opinion is the best/worst werewolf/coyote/whatever?

just curious on who your besties and ops are

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stiles: i’m too tough to cry derek

derek: stiles,yesterday you were crying about snakes

stiles:but derekkk they don’t have arms

*stiles is now sobbing*

derek,who’s now hugging stiles: it’s okay stiles it’s okay

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*stiles and derek are with baby eli*

eli looks at stiles: mama

stiles who is in absolute shock:oh.. no..eli.i’m not..

derek interupts him: well done eli!yes mama stiles

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scott: so stiles is making a disraction right?

derek:yes

scott:is he going to throw a rock or make a noise or something

*a building explodes and car alarms start going off*

derek:..he’s going to do that

stiles:WOOHOO THAT WAS AWESOME

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sheriff stilinski: you want to date stiles?

derek: yes.

sheriff stilinski: and why should i let you date my son?

derek: because i can’t get him pregnant

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stiles:would you risk your life for me?

derek:pfft no stiles you’re a grown man

stiles:interesting

(later that day)

stiles:omg there’s a wasp on my leg!!

derek:i got it it’s fine

stiles:so you were lying,I KNEW IT

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scott:hey derek why’s there a piece of paper on your glass door

derek:stiles keeps walking into it

stiles:oh cool a floating piece of pap-(walks into the glass door again)

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stiles:if i say i love you would you say it back

derek:sure

stiles:i love you

derek:it back

*half an hour later*

scott:derek why is stiles wailing in his jeep?

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derek:stiles did you buy eggs like i asked

stiles:even better

derek:oh god

stiles,holding up a chicken:so her name’s amanda

derek:why do i find you attractive

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stiles:DEREK SLOW DOWN

derek:not my fault you’re slow

*stiles trips and falls over*

stiles:OH FUCK ME

*derek sprints back*

derek:well if you insist

stiles:. . .

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*derek and stiles arguing*

derek:we can finish this later i need to shower

stiles:give me one moment

derek:where are you going?

derek:..why are you taking a chair into the bathroom?!

stiles:WE ARE FINISHING THIS NOW!

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i like to believe that this is void stiles getting revenge on derek for not loving stiles back

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scott:derek isn’t answering his phone

stiles:let me try

lydia:stiles we’ve tried about 7 times each he won’t pick up

stiles:(calls derek)

derek:hey stiles what’s up?

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stiles:after i die you can donate my body to science or something

stiles:except my middle finger

stiles:you can give that to theo