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Boy, you better not be on the other side this time.
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Mr. Bigfeet - The Left Shark - Reminds of One Of Those Hot Hillbilly Types That Has 'A Special Cabin' Way Back In The Holler. Where No-one Can Hear Ya Hollering.
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Now This The Type Of Hillbilly That Got That 'Special Cabin Way Back In A Holler' But You Won't Be Alone; Someone Else 'Sides Him Will Hear You Hollering. Its All Part Of HIS Fun.
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Felon Front. Felon Rear. Bring Ya Knee Pads. And Me Some Fuckin Beer.
So What Did Guzzy Do To Celebrate Being Free From West Goatscrew and Mobile For First Time In Three Weeks? Buy Food? ReUp? Talk To Live People? See A Movie?
Nope.
Got In The Albanian Gangster Whip (Dressed Like This) Headed Out The Canyon 68 Miles Down The Hill and Found A Muffukkin Big White Trash Goon Dick To Suck. It Was GLORIOUS. Imma Cash App Him A Tip.
God Bless Us All, Everyone. I'm Back Muffukkas.
(p.s. this ain't me in pic but we could be kin kinda)
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Mercs on Patrol
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