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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)

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I had a dream that there was this magic meteor coming to destroy the planet and the only way to stop it was to do an evil alien blood transfusion on this teenage girl to give her meteor-controlling powers. She was hesitant about this because she thought her crush might not like her back if she had evil alien blood and that it would be more romantic to die hand-in-hand with him as the world exploded.

But that was a problem for another dream—first we had to get the evil alien blood. The evil alien was this huge scary radioactive slime creature. It might have actually just been Alolan Muk the Pokemon, actually. There was no way it was going to give up its blood voluntarily, so someone had to make nice with it and get close enough to siphon some off. I didn’t so much draw the short straw as get instantly drafted into the role. “Go hench for the radioactive slime monster, you’ll be so good at it.”

And lads? I was so good at it. Maybe too good. I did a whole fucking creepy Igor voice and said stuff like “very good, your sliminess” and it became so attached to me that it wanted to hold my hand and cuddle constantly. The only reason this didn’t immediately kill me is because it has a glowing golden orb it could regurgitate that would heal all wounds in the vicinity and reverse radiation damage. Getting its blood was easy. Escaping less so—I tried to kill it by mixing up some slimes for it to absorb that would theoretically have an explosive reaction. No dice. Trying to trap it in the basement didn’t work—it just oozed up out of the floorboards (it lived in my grandparents’ old house, for some reason.)

And to be clear, it was evil. It was not a nice person. Being its friend and teaching it about the power of friendship was not going to work. It killed and ate organic life for fun and liked to make me sit uncomfortably close to it on the couch to watch Jerry Springer and laugh and laugh and laugh.

I finally snuck out for long enough to make contact with my teammates and get them the blood. By this point, other, smaller meteors were already striking the Earth. When the girl initially refused the transfusion I decided I didn’t want to spend my last hours on Earth hanging out with a really mean slime monster, so I ran as fast as I could in the opposite direction, booked a room in a nice hotel, took a luxurious bath, and ate nothing but croissants and raspberries until I looked outside and saw the slime monster standing in the rain holding a boombox above its head. It wasn’t playing music or anything, it just knew that this was the cultural symbol of Please Come Back.

The dream ended with a POV shift to the girl’s crush, who told her he’d love her even if she were part slime monster and helped her do the transfusion. No word on what happened to me.

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i know people are not reading the posts of Palestinian's pleading for your attention I know for some they might even think they are repetitive or tiring but every single one of these people are risking their lives to come ask for your help that every single life is valuable and every person is a universe and I am begging you if you see this please donate what you can and help share these fundraisers as if you were doing it for your own loved ones please don't ignore this!

Save Dr. Farhat's family from genocide in Gaza (vetted) goal at 41%!

Help Heba and her 3 children survive and reunite with father (vetted) goal at 12%! URGENT FOR MEDICAL CARE!

Help me build a new future for my family. (donations protected) goal at 2%! LOW FUNDS!

Support Moomen family in Gaza (vetted) goal at 5%! LOW FUNDS! LAST DONATION 7 DAYS AGO!

Help me escape the Gaza war and start again (donations protected) goal at 0%! LOW FUNDS! LAST DONATION 1 MONTH AGO!

Help Hamdi and his family get out of Gaza (vetted by association) goal at 0%! LOW FUNDS! LAST DONATION 6 DAYS AGO!

Support a Family's Journey to Safety and Peace (vetted) goal at 10%! LAST DONATION 18 HOURS AGO!

Help Shima’s Family Find Safety in Gaza (donations protected) goal at 1%! LOW FUNDS!

Donate to help Mysolin's family from the war in Gaza (vetted) goal at 1%! LOW FUNDS! LAST DONATION 2 DAYS AGO!

SAVE my family from the war in Gaza - Rafah (vetted) goal at 23%!

Help me so I can get my life back (donations protected) goal at 0%! ONLY 5 EUROS RAISED! LAST DONATION 13 DAYS AGO!

Helping Mohammad and his family escape genocide (vetted) goal at 6%! LAST DONATION 14 HOURS AGO!

Help Save Ahmed Family From Gaza (vetted by association) goal at 16%! LAST DONATION 2 DAYS AGO!

Help me find shelter and work (vetted) goal at 65%! LAST DONATION 2 DAYS AGO!

Please Help Hani and His Family Safely Evacuate Gaza (vetted) goal at 10%! LAST DONATION 4 DAYS AGO!

Help Grandma Reem and her family live in Gaza (vetted) goal at 14%! LOW FUNDS!

Help Ahmed to save him and treat his teeth (vetted) goal at 6%!

These people have reached out in asks as of 22/11/24. All of this are vetted and/or donation protected!

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being 23 is so awesome cause I can bring a Cola can into my room before bed and nobody makes me put it back in the fridge! *realising i sound like a loser* i mean uh being 23 is so awesome cause I can take the bus to go have a sleepover at my best friend's house and we can stay up as late as we want! *getting visibly nervous* and then later... we have sex with eachother. *checking for audience reaction*

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🚨Urgent help is needed for Faiza🚨

😭😭Faiza burned herself today while she was helping to prep food in a tent.😭😭

My daughter, Faiza , is experiencing breathing problems and we're looking for treatment for her. Additionally, she injured her finger and has undergone three surgeries, but it still isn't healing. We're reaching out for help.

😭😭😭New update about faiza situation😭😭😭

Malak requires medical attention for Epidemic hepatitis, since the war start she faced alot of health issues and the treatment not help and she want an urgent medical treatment.

last but not least ASMAA, the heads of the family , i want help with insulin and heparin the ones is difficult to find in Gaza, she faces a serious problem with diabetes and blood pressure.

please consider donating or sharing the fundraiser.

Thank you.

🚨 Vetted By Association 🚨

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my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

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Sanaa reached out to me to help share her fundraiser! Her family is suffering from medical issues, and have no income, while prices in Gaza have skyrocketed.

They've only raised €6,036 out of their €50,000 goal so far. Please consider donating to them!

If you donate, reminder I am drawing for those who donate to Gaza fundraisers or donated esims! Donate and get some art! (more info on the post linked here)

Their campaign has been verified by @gazavetters (#192 on the list)

@sanaa70 🇵🇸

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Sami reached out to me to help share his fundraiser! His family has been struggling after his home and business were destroyed, and he's lost both his father and recently his mother as a result from the war. His family relies on him to provide, but he needs your help.

He's only raised €1,695 out of his €30,000 goal so far. Please consider donating to him!

If you donate, reminder I am drawing for those who donate to Gaza fundraisers or donated esims! Donate and get some art! (more info on the post linked here)

His campaign had been verified by @gazavetters (#21 on the list)

@mohammedalkhliliy1 🇵🇸

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🚨🚨🚨 Don’t skip 🚨🚨🚨

Hello everyone

I am Belal from Gaza, I am displaced in the southern Gaza Strip.

Because of the war on Gaza, our house was destroyed, I lost my job and money, and I cannot find a suitable job because of the war.🥹😔 Now I live with my wife and daughter in a small tent and I cannot meet their needs. 💔🥺

Please support me and help me keep my daughter and wife alive so we can live safely and peacefully.🙏💔

In these difficult circumstances, I hope to receive your support through the GoFundMe donation campaign. Every contribution, no matter how small, helps me and my family get through this difficult stage and cover our basic needs until we settle in a safe place. Your support means a lot to us and represents a ray of hope in this difficult journey🙏🙏

@90-ghost @northgazaupdates2 @sar-soor @appsa @sayruq @akajustmerry @ear-motif

The campaign has been verified by :

@el-shab-hussein here @90-ghost here

@gaza-evacuation-funds here

@nabulsi here @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #41 ) here @dlxxv-vetted-donations here

@bilal-salah0 here

@khanger here

@northgazaupdates2 here

@ibtiswams here

@maester-cressen here

@tododeku-or-bust here

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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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why do guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class ……. shhhh shh relax ..calm down…..it’ll b ok