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One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

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Source sent me to the top page and I wanted the rest, so here's an archive link if you, too, want to see the rest of that interview

“As a musician I have always refrained from criticizing another artist. I was, ‘well, good for her.’ It did bug me a little bit, however, when she said she came up with the idea for the title in a dream. In truth, she wrote it with a team of professional writers and was signed by the very same guy that signed me in 1995. I have not mentioned that in interviews as I don’t want to sound bitter or petty … cause, that’s not me. OK, maybe, if I really think about it, there were a few jealous and pissed off moments. So here goes, for the first time in an interview: F**k you Katy Perry, you f***ing stupid, maybe ‘not good for the gays,’ title thieving, haven’t heard much else, so not quite sure if you’re talented, f***ng little s**t. God, that felt good.”

— Jill Sobule - writer/singer of I Kissed a Girl 1995 (x)

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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all timer to me

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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Ko-fi dooble - "Clamman, in sense of Mothman"

Clamman, in sense of Mothman"

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i'm so pro-divorce that i forget myself sometimes. a guy on the elevator was telling me unprompted about how he got divorced on friday and apparently "nice congrats" was not the correct reaction

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liberals are so quick to look at socialist countries and say that people voting in elections there doesn't make it a democracy, but when it comes to acknowledging how little difference their own votes make to conditions at home, they still think they're living in a popular democracy somehow

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moodboard

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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Puppies don't know anything I can confirm. source: am puppy woof U^u^U

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"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.