26/Denmark/she/her... I have absolutely no pattern whatsoever in my posts. Mainly stuff I find funny, clever, important or relatable. 👩🌾
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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life
thank you for voting
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Luck so unbelievably bad they turned into the 3 wise monkeys
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#Karina Julia and Jacob dying inside while Nathan just laughed was soo funny#I never post but I had to share the vision#drawfee
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this is the closest i'll get to understanding how sports fans feel
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
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I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.
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when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
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