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Get To Know Me Yourself, Coward!

Meaning Behind My URL: Im usually stoned and my title is “The Blitz” so…. ;)

A Picture: You shits have already seen me sksksksksk

Tattoos: Several, got vine work of my own design, couple symbols.

Tattoos I Want: TBD

Last Time I Cried: Uhhhh, when I realized the Entity fixed my shit (sorta) and I felt “pain” for the first time. Shits Lit AF, 10/10 abuse regenerative powers daily.

Piercings: Two lobes, both ears, industrial, plus orbital helix and helix. Right nostril, one bridge,  two on the outer ends of each eyebrow.

Piercings I Want: Thinking about getting my nips re pierced, but i’m pretty sure Mikey would rip’em out again. On second thought, I’m absolutely doing it….

Favorite Band: Eh, prolly MSI

Biggest Turn Ons: Violence and Possession

Biggest Turn Offs: Bitchiness

Top 5….?: Songs In No Particular Order- 1. Blitzkrieg Pop (Ramones)   2. Bang, Bang (Nancy Sinatra)    3. Bad Reputation (Joan Jett)    4. American Idiot (Greed Day)     5. Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf (Rob Cantor)

Age: 20

Perfect Date: Scary Movies, junk food, and rough sex.

Life Goal:

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Movie: Halloween/Black Christmas

Fact About My Life: I had CIP before getting snatched up by the fog.

Phobia: Eh, none really.

Height: 5’3

Virgin? Not Anymore ;}}}

Shoe Size: 10

Sexual Orientation: Gay AF

Do I Smoke, Drink, Take Drugs?       Just weed, I don’t fuck with anything else.

Someone I Miss: My best friend Aurie, though im pretty sure she doesn’t miss the near death experiences I brought with me.

What’s One Thing You Regret?        Not Killing a particular guy sooner.

First Celebrity You Think Of When Someone Says Attractive:     Jason Momoa

Favorite Ice Cream:  Mint Chip plz

One Insecurity: Weight

What my last text says: “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!”

Do I Have Nudes?     You know it.

Have I Ever Painted My Room?     Nope, wish I had.

Have I Ever Kissed A Man?     Vigorously

Have I Ever Slept Naked?      Usually

Have I Ever Danced In Front Of A Mirror?      No comment

Have I Ever Had A Crush?       Sorta

Have I Ever Been Dumped?       Nope, but I’ve dumped bros before.

Have I Ever Stolen Money From A Friend?      Not a friend.

Have I Ever Hopped In A Car With Strangers?     Uber???

Have I Ever Been In A Physical Fight?    -_-

Have I Ever Snuck Out?    Not in the real world, but it’s kinda a necessity here.

Have I Ever Had Unrequited Feelings?     Maybe, I’m a dork so I never said shit any way.

Have I Ever Been Arrested?    Nope, they tried tho lmao

Have I Ever Made Out With A Stranger?      Does Myers count?

Have I Ever Left The House Without Telling Anyone?      Yup

Have I Ever Had A Crush On My Neighbor?      Currently

Have I Ever Ditched School?      Homeschooled, it was a typical experience.

Have I Seen Someone Die?    Daily

Have I Ever Been On A Plane?     Nah, didn’t really travel.

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Please like , comment, or reblog if you’re alright with Ash flirting with your muse!

Just so I know my boundaries because Ash and I get mouthy shhh

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Phone sex or sexting 🤔

Sexting, 100%

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All of my photography has been done by the lovely @renlvbon !!

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my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

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maybe you should vacantly stare into this fire while stoking it with a large branch and you will calm down

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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

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GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:

The meaning behind my url:

A picture of me:

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

Last time i cried and why:

Piercings i have:

Favorite band:

Biggest turn offs:

Top 5 (insert subject):

Tattoos i want:

Biggest turn ons:

Age:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Life goal:

Piercings i want:

Relationship status:

Favorite movie:

A fact about my life:

Phobia:

Middle name:

Height:

Are you a virgin?

What’s your shoe size?

What’s your sexual orientation?

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

Someone you miss:

What’s one thing you regret?

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

Favorite ice cream?

One insecurity:

What my last text message says:

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

Have you ever painted your room?

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Have you ever slept naked?

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

Have you ever had a crush?

Have you ever been dumped?

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

Have you ever seen someone die?

Have you ever been on a plane?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Have you ever slept in until 3?

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

Have you ever made a snow angel?

Have you ever played dress up?

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

Have you ever been lonely?

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

Have you ever been to a club?

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

Have you ever touched a snake?

Have you ever ran a red light?

Have you ever been suspended from school?

Have you ever had detention?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever hated the way you look?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever pole danced?

Have you ever been lost?

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

Have you ever felt like dying?

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Have you ever sang karaoke?

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Have you ever sang in the shower?

Have you ever made out in a park?

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Have you ever brushed your teeth?

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?

Have you ever played chicken?

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

Have you ever broken a bone?

Have you ever been easily amused?

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

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Ask My OCs - Send A Number!

Reblog for your own followers to send numbers!

1. How many different places have they lived?

2. What is their dream vacation?

3. What is their favorite color?

4. What is their favorite book?

5. Have they ever cheated on anyone before?

6. Have they ever been cheated on?

7. How many partners have they had?

8. What is their favorite food?

9. Are they a liar? Are they good at lying?

10. Introvert or Extrovert?

11. Have they ever been arrested and why?

12. Who would they sacrifice their life for?

13. What are their spending habits?

14. Do they like hot or cold temperatures better?

15. Are they religious? 

16. If they could describe themself in one sentence, what would they say?

17. Do they have any overused catchphrases?

18. What makes them laugh?

19. Have they ever lost anyone close to them? How did it affect them?

20. Do they have a fast reaction time, or slow?

21. How do they react to praise?

22. How do they react to criticism?

23. Are they indoorsy or outdoorsy?

24. What are their biggest pet peeves?

25. Do they have any type of handicaps? How do they manage them?

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Freddy: Where do you think you’re going?

Quentin: Slowly insane.

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Root beer, my dudes. Spicy, almost too sweet, and some how still unlovable.

Susie: If I were a drink, I’d be a cherry vanilla Coke! What would you guys be?

Frank: Sewage.

Joey: Bleach.

Julie: Calm down, edgelords.

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Hey @therestlessprincess 😏

“If a guy calls you ‘Princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”

— Quentin to Nancy, probably

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So, guess I need'ta give you fuckers a.rwf point for me. So here's my song. Imagine this shit barreling towards ya horns first 😈

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Sksksks, that rat bastard is too possessive to NOT have a fav. And you're too cute for your own good.

Ah, hunny. Charcoal dick always knows where to find his favorite toy~

“Mh…me?? A favorite??? His favorite at that..I dunno anon that seems like thats a bit of a long shot..”

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Here, take some shitty sketches. I ain't uploading a picture, I know you fuckers on here. The horns are new. Pains in the fucking ass, but they sure help smack the shit outta people.

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Yup

The title is a pun. Prepare yourselves 😎