stonedoutpup

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wuff !

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ermm. sniffing you like a cquiros dog. idk…

sniff sniff snif snifffff….

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Bf got too high, came inside me, then kissed me all over and passed out (while still inside of me)

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my plan is working

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need to violently make out w my bf but we are in public and that’s not “socially acceptable”

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when the cool moot is like ??? Interacting with you ???? And holding conversations with you ???????? But they’re cool ????? ??? And you’re lame ??????

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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A rough, intense, unnecessarily violent hatefuck but we keep pausing every few minutes to softly kiss each other and giggle together

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All cookie dough is “edible cookie dough” if you’re not a fucking pussy

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“I am looking respectfully�� “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

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Pussy from a guy who whimpers and hides his face when you compliment him

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also . yall can totally send me horny asks . i love em

but my bf WILL be reading them and going “haha i’ve done that”

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i want to crush someones skull with my thighs.

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I'd love to devour your pussy, holding my breath licking endlessly seeking your pleasure. Savouring your juices until i fall nearly unconscious

Nestled between your thighs, head gripped between your softness: indulging in you, seeking your melody of moans

Pressuring me to go deep, gripping my head between your thighs, I'd want to be submerged in your love juices

hey man this is his bf, can confirm he tastes pretty good not like you’d ever get the chance

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Just to clarify, I am not Superman. I'm playing Superman in the movie and I'm very lucky to be getting to do that, but I'm David.

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i need to be licking the sweat off of someones tits and huffing their pits as im literally fucking a litter into them i NEEd it

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babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.