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“So, uh, the fuck is goin’ on?”

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GUESS WHO’S BACK, BITCHES?! 

It’s the motherfuckin’ Black Baron!

That’s right bitches. This account ain’t hacked or nothin’. The mun ain’t dead, either.

The Baron is back in motherfuckin’ business!

Oh, an’ ignore them ol’ posts you see from the few months befo’ the Baron’s return. I’m just too lazy to get rid that shit, ya feel me?

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"Mathilda's still with you even after you lost the title of DeathWatch Champ and got your ass beat by me. Now ain't that funny?"

Aw, hell yeah she is. Watchu think she'd be chasin' after you? Jack, I ain't think you understand. Ain't no one can resist the Baron. Ain't that right, honey?

GODDAMMIT! I shoulda seen dat shit comin'....

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What's ya favorite and least favorite Bloodbath Challenge?

Now you all know the Baron loves to play Man Darts. But I can tell you this: The worst shit I ever done was that dumb as shit Money Shot. Man, the Baron loves the game, but that shit's hard as fuckin' hell, you feel me?

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What's your favorite thing about DeathWatch?

now now, the Baron loves spendin' time with Mathilda. That shit's the best part of DeathWatch. And of course, showin' off the Blood Bath Challenges. My favorite, Man Darts....Aw, what's that? You wanna tell 'em what you love 'bout the games too? Aw whatchu doin'-

AW HELL NAW!

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What's your favorite move?

The Baron's favorite move? Aw hell, you should know that shit. The Baron just loves to hurricane kick a mothahfuckah in the face and send they ass flyin' across the ring.

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How did you even lose that match with Jack?

That sorry motherfuckah had to use a chainsaw. The Baron used his fists, like a real man.

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Out of your two theme songs, which do you prefer?

Look Pimpin', that's the Baron's best song, you feel me? I can be relaxed as hell when that shit's on. So Cold only kicks up when the Baron's pissed the hell off.

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So when are you gonna stop living in a monochrome world and come to where the anarchy reigns?

The fuck does that shit even mean? The Baron ain't leavin' this world, not never. Death Watch is only hosted in one world, and one world only. The Baron ain't leavin', never. Anarchy reignin'? The fuck does that mean? That ain't make no sense. That's the stupidest shit I ever heard.

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Baron for SSB4

I think me and Mathilda both know if we was in that shit, ain't no motherfuckers would stand a chance.

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So what do you do nowadays?

Watchu think the Baron does? I sit around hostin' Death Watch. Just because I ain't numbah one no more doesn't mean I can't be part of dat shit. Besides. If Jack ain't show his ass up, since I'm Rank 2, I get to be in the finals and kick the challenger's ass. Aw, but I betchu wonderin' what the Baron does when he ain't doin' everyone's favorite show?

I sit at my motherfuckin' mansion, and be the pimp I is. I gots all sorts of shit I do there. I'd invite you, but...the Baron don't like grey face motherfuckahs. Make up yo mind, is you gonna be black or white? Don't fuckin' mix the two colors.

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How does it feel knowing you're not exactly the champ anymore?

The Baron is still the champ with the ladies, if you know what I'm sayin'. See, Mathilda'll tell you, fool. The Baron is- aw, whatchu doin' there, hon?

AW HELL NAW!

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Are you really black?

The fuck is you askin'? Is you questionin' the Baron's identity? AW HELL NAW!

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So just who is the Baron?

Oh ho ho, you ain't no who the Baron is? How the hell ain't you know that shit? Ain't you read the sidebar shit?

I am the pimpingest pimp who ever lived. The bishop of blood and carnage himself. The one, the only, the Black motherfuckin' Baron. 

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((OOC: Okay, for reals, I'm bringing this blog back.))

((The Baron can't die, he's the fucking Baron. So this blog is no longer dead.))

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Oai, Its been a while. I need some shit.

Dafuck you need from the Baron?

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The Baron is back, bitches!