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It sure does sound a lot like what spiderman would say

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How would you know what spiderman is saying 🤨🤨

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rick celebrini is a jos verstappen labubu and no one can convince me otherwise.

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I know Mack is staring at that damn golf course photo and playing man of the year again and again

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making nico rosberg do the interviews for a double mercedes podium after witnessing a glorious instance of teammate on teammate twattery is so funny. how is he meant to ask coherent questions he's probably mentally naming 5 things he can see 4 things he can touch 3 things he can hear etc etc

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Welcome back Sauber Charlie. I didn't expect you to be here. And wearing Ferrari red.

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yeah Kimi’s the third youngest podium sitter but more importantly he’s the ONLY podium sitter that’s openly admitted on a podcast to committing credit card fraud on his friend’s trainer

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"a man fell out of the sky and i took him home" - stunt man, richard siken // "don't waste it" - sebastian vettel to charles leclerc, helmet swap, 2020

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Let Down - Radiohead

Andrea Kimi Antonelli Debut Podium at the Canadian Grand Prix//June 15th 2025

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f in ferrari stands for flop... this is the same team with two of the best drivers on the grid rn and they're giving them a car that barely drags itself into p6-p7 with gaps of over +10 secs

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a suicidal person should NEVER watch canada as a charles fan

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COUNT YOUR DAYS FERRARI I WILL COMMIT SO MANY MURDERS

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okay charles takes out norris at the start george uses his points and dive bombs into verstappen kimi dnfs universe will handle alonso and oscar-lewis-charles podium..i connected the dots🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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i am once again manifesting a lewis podium and nico hosting the post-race interviews 🙏🙏🙏

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max verstappen was not the brocedes child of divorce but he was kind of like the pet that nico really didn't want but reluctantly agreed to have because lewis wanted it. and when the relationship turned sour the pet would take shits on the couch nico's sleeping on and lewis would shrug it off and say "well this is his house not yours now. also how do we even know that's his fault? you never want to accept blame for anything" and it would piss nico off soooo badly. all the while the pet is sitting there like 😸

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I'm choosing to ignore the current ferrari woes to make these <3

Textpost masterlist

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charles can't participate in fp2 because apparently they can’t check the car’s legality until tomorrow morning????