franky | 20 something tired maths major | rediscovering my special interests after academia sledgehammered them :D
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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
#I would like to add that if you’re bad at spelling like me#that ao3 literally has a ridiculously large team of volunteers called tag wranglers#who make sure that your work as an author can be found even if your tags are spelt wrong#or if you haven’t ordered a pairing alphabetically etc#they’re cool peeps and I do believe that applications are still open!#help the archive out!
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New bedtime routine: Shower, brush teeth, moisturize, recite Litany Against Fear from Dune out loud in the mirror, read A Litany for Survival by Audre Lorde in complete silence under a big lamp, materialize in bedroom to do 10 dracula sit ups 10 werewolf push ups 10 Frankenstein squats and 3 little circles on the bed, look out the window toward an eerie light source that represents the false promise of the American Dream, park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me
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been really enjoying gem's vintage story streams :>
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
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People can change. People can really really change.
Isn’t that amazing?
I just got the most beautifully written apology from a girl who used to bully me in junior school when I came out.
She apologised for everything she ever said and didn’t brush it off as if the fact that we were young excused her actions.
It was amazing and I’ve loved watching her flourish in realising her queerness.
I can only wish her the best and I hope that this post can remind y’all that people are truly capably of the most amazing amounts of change.
Love will always win.
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I love you Pacific Rim, I love you Ramin Djawadi's soundtrack, I love you Mako Mori, I love you found footage prologue, I love you entire concept of Drift compatibility, I love you only actual golden retriever man Raleigh Becket, I love you Kwoon scene, I love you "it's not obedience. it's respect," I love you Mana Ashida's powerhouse performance, I love you Stacker Pentecost's sun motif, I love you Chuck's jacket, I love you hallway fistfight, I love you Crimson Typhoon, I love you Otachi, I love you del Toro's "guy in a suit" approach to creature design, I love you Hansens with flare guns, I love you "for my family," I love you numerous artful nods to Jurassic Park, I love you "we can clear a path. for the lady," I love you forehead touch, I lo
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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Update, literally a month to the day after I posted this my now boyfriend (friend of a friend) told me he had tattoos and 5 minutes later we were a thing
I'd just like to come out of my hole for second to let yall know that all it really took for me to realize I'm bi, was to get out of single sex school and have a man walk into a statistics lecture wearing a compression shirt and thin rimmed glasses
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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as:
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit
This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)
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where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
at forever 21
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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.
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he's processing one single word per minute
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I love this little blog so much :D it is a complete history of my teenage years and I think documenting my 20s here again will be fitting. Anyways 4 hours of sleep before a uni exam is a good thing right????????
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