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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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another pride sketch because I wanted to draw the outfits again :D

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I am alive and creeping back on my farcry bs so lets fucking GOOOOOOO

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im having deputy pratt feelings again

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every time I play FC5 and Jacob captures Rook for the first time, I’m somehow always shocked at how soft Jacob’s eyes are.

Like that’s a big guy, ex-military and a soldier for a cult, he’s seen shit, yet his eyes are so beautiful 😭

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happy pride!!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 fem #dabihawks sketch :D

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shadowheart 🖤

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[oc] you know that it would be untrue / you know that i would be a liar / if i were to say to you / girl, we couldn't get much higher🎶🔥

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*pre-game Seeds, trying to fit in*

Joseph: Everybody look like you're gardening. Jacob, grab that little hoe!

Jacob: *grabs John*

John: Uh, I-I don't think that's what he meant. Is it?

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John: *enters Spread Eagle in the most dramatic way* What’s up guys? I’m back.
Deputy: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I killed you myself.
John: Death is a social construct.

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Deputy: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

Sharky: What if they torture us?

Deputy: Just don’t talk!

Sharky: Can we scream a little?

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I need to (remembers suicidal jokes are bad for my health) drop a giant squid on New York City to end the Cold War

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All three of em I couldn't decide

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Far cry 5 sux i love it

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Me if listening to the far cry 5 soundtrack was illegal

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sorry to my far cry mutuals i saw a post that compared jacob to shauna shipman and i got so mad i had to take a minute LMFAO

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After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.

Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.