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richie, head in stan's lap: tell me I'm pretty?

stan, lovingly looking down at him: you're pretty fucking annoying, is what you are

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bev: oh wow, i like your top

richie: thanks! his name is eddie

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Richie sent this to the losers group chat at 3:36am

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i wanna get back into writing fanfiction but i have this thing, this extremely annoying thing called

✨unmotivated✨

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Bichie Tings

so like imagine this, Richie and Bill are having one of their horny midnight talks over instagram, and lets say Richie sends Bill some lovely nudes of himself cus he's a hoe on main, and like that's very fun and fresh and all but we know for a fact Bill would have a post nut clarity moment and respond with this

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Richie Tozier

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Bevs fav hobby is responding to the losers group chat with Liam Payne memes

Examples

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Ben: How’s everyone feeling today? <3

Mike: I’m feeling good Ben! :)

Bill: good

Bev:

Stan: I will take away your phone Beverly Marsh.

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Eddie: guys I’m freaking out I think I’m sick

Bill: your probs fine eddie

Eddie: no seriously I think I have something

Eddie: I coughed earlier guys this is serious

Bev:

Richie: IAJJAJXJAJXJSJSJNKA BEV

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Stan: Go commit toaster bath.

Richie: I’m offended mr urine

Richie: the disrespect

Eddie: personally I agree with Stan

Bev:

Stan: SHUT UP BEVERLY

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Mike: Are we all hanging out today?

Bill: yeah were meeting at the club house

Stan: Okay.

Eddie: fine by me

Ben: I’ll be there :D

Richie: wait whats going on??

Bev:

Stan: NOT AGAIN

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Ben: Favourite food? Go!

Eddie: apple pie

Mike: Fruit?

Stan: Richie’s ashes

Bill: no

Bev:

Richie: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSJAHAJAJSJ

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I would like for him to on some occasions to wear these items of clothing

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Richie Tozier as a stripper

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Richie Tozier as a stripper

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Richie, sitting on Stans lap making out with him : Just two bros, hanging out yanno

Stan, holding Richies waist and kissing back : Yep, just homies vibin

Bev, disappointed by these gays once again : literally shut the fuck up

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The moment Richie Tozier turns 18 he makes an onlyfans

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Thank you Stan, very nice.

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YES!! And to that a raise you

RICHIE WITH A COLLECTION OF DINO SHIRTS

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt please

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Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt

Richie Tozier in the Dino shirt please

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We may dislike Eddie but we fucking love Patty Blum

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If your favourite character is Eddie Kaspbrak then I’m sorry but I cannot be associated with you

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The strongly dislike Eddie club is going well with two members